Didn’t want to pay for bags, so he took the shopping basket.
Earlier this month, former Ole Miss head coach Lane Kiffin officially accepted the head coaching job at LSU, capping off a month-long saga that ended with the coach who led his team to an 11-1 record and the College Football Playoffs being booed and flipped off at the airport as he left town.
Honestly, it was bound to happen at some point. Kiffin has a way of winning over fans and then leaving destruction in his wake when he leaves town, like when he was fired on the tarmac after his time at USC or when angry mobs took to the streets in Knoxville when we announced he was leaving Tennessee. It’s always something with this guy, and this time was certainly no different.
And it appears that creating a chaotic exit was not just with his football team but also with his yoga studio. After leaving Oxford, Mississippi, his former yoga instructor posted a video celebrating Kiffin’s absence from criticizing her playlist. And according to comments left on the post, it sounds like Lane Kiffin is an absolute menace in a workout class.
@taylordaniel72I will miss him practicing his handstands in the back tho 🥲♬ som original – thegoodvibesplaylist
But after a recent video his daughter shared, it seems he might be a menace in general. Kiffin’s daughter, Landry, recently took to social media to expose an action her father took at the grocery store. Landry shared a video of her dad walking into the house holding a hard plastic shopping basket that you grab when entering the store.
“Sent him to the store alone for the first time and he brought back the basket.”
She wrote on the on-screen caption of the video. In the video, you hear her ask her father why the grocery items are in that bag instead of post-checkout paper or plastic bags.
“Why did you bring that back?”
She asked before her father responded:
“How are you supposed to carry it? You have to pay for bags. They said you have to pay for a bag at self-checkout.
Ah, the old “why pay for it when you can steal it” motto. I mean, the fact that his 20-something-year-old daughter is baffled by this action tells me everything I need to know about Lane Kiffin’s street smarts.
Thank goodness he’s good at coaching football…
@landrykiffin shopping privilege revoked #fyp ♬ original sound – Landry Kiffin
Naturally, the comments section blew up on this post. Check out a few of my favorites while you’re here:
“This is the privilege we talk about.”
“The worst part is he’s dead serious.”
“Is this his first day on earth?”
“He didn’t wanna pay for a bag, so he stole the basket?”
“$90mil deal but draws the line at a 50-cent bag.”
“Not a bone of embarrassment.”
“Weaponized incompetence.”
“This is actually so embarrassing and sad.”
“I only want my coach focused on football. He doesn’t need to know how the real world works.”
“Just rich and beyond out of touch.”
“like… first time… ever in his life?”
“He’s the reason they put security tags in the baskets now.”
“That’s why he’s a multimillionaire.”
“How did he make it to middle age? Was that his first time grocery shopping?”
“There’s no way he’s real.”
