Truly, these two need to find other ways to fill their time than taking jabs at each other. I feel like I’m about to pull a parent move and start yelling, “YOU STAY IN YOUR CORNER, AND YOU STAY IN YOUR CORNER AND STOP TALKING TO EACH OTHER!”
Zach Bryan and Brianna Chickenfry are at it again. We are nearing a year since they began dropping bombs on each other after calling it quits in October of 2024. Brianna has revealed numerous details about what transpired between herself and the country music superstar, including that he offered her a staggering $12 million to sign a non-disclosure agreement, which she discussed during her tell-all podcast about him.
Since then, she has constantly talked about their relationship, airing out some of their dirty laundry and taking shots at him whenever she can. After having a few months of quiet, Zach finally started returning fire and their drama picked back up where it left off. He also now has a girlfriend who bears a striking resemblance to Brianna in appearance. It’s rather uncanny…
Things came to a head after all three of his public past relationships, Rose Madden, Deb Peifer, and Brianna Chickenfry, created videos that fans are interpreting as being directed at Zach Bryan, in response to Tyler Childers’ “Bitin’ List.”
@ihatebriannachickenfry😂😌♬ Bitin’ List – Tyler Childers
However, given that Deb and Rose are now in healthy, happy relationships and are avid country music fans, most believe they were partaking in the trend, and Brianna, who was the last to post, jumped on the bandwagon out of spite for Bryan.
Zach Bryan then jumped on the trend, taking a shot at Brianna and Barstool founder Dave Portnoy by lighting a “Saturdays For The Boys” flag, which is a common phrase used by Barstool.
After ZB posted that video, Dave hilariously responded to the Instagram story, joking that they would never be able to recover. Then, Brianna made posts saying, “Nurse, he’s loose again,” asking how to file a restraining order. One would hope that these two could stop after that… but that’s not the way the cookie is crumbling, and they are STILL pulling the internet into their petty drama.
Now we are just bickering with each other online, seemingly to get under each other’s skin. Yesterday, Brianna Chickenfry posted a TikTok video discussing a laundry list of things she needs to accomplish, including her nails. Zach Bryan, shortly after the TikTok was posted, took to Instagram to share a story asking if anyone knew any good “acrylic nail techs” in the New York neighborhood where Brianna lives.
Brianna later posted an image to her story of herself in bed, wearing a red light therapy mask (we love some self-care), to which Bryan then, moments later, shared a similar photo to his story, also sporting a red light mask.
@dramaoftherealworld Zack Bryan is OBSESSED with Brianna Lapaglia ! What was the point in him posting this ??? #@Brianna LaPaglia @Brianna @BFFs Pod @ZackBryan official @Josh Richards @Dave Portnoy #olebrandselect #olebrandselect #bffspodcast #briannalapaglia #stalker #zackbryan #sheneedsarestrainingorder #daveportnoy #joshrichards ♬ original sound – dramaoftherealworld
I’m not going to lie, this is not a good look for Bryan.
While I’ve tried to separate the art from the artist surrounding this whole situation, he’s making himself look bad at this point. It’s not only creepy to be that tuned into your ex-girlfriend’s posts to respond shortly after them, copying her. But it’s also concerning given that he has another girlfriend. In Brianna’s defense, she had taken a back seat talking about Bryan until he lit her up again, and now it feels like they are going tit for tat, but he looks like he’s spiraling out of control with his posts. Brianna, appropriately, posted Mariah Carey’s “Obsessed” to her story after seeing that Zach Bryan copied her posts, with the song singing the chorus:
“Why you so obsessed with me? (Obsessed with me)
Boy, I wanna know (know), lying that you’re sexing me (sexing me)
When everybody knows (knows)
It’s clear that you’re upset with me (with me), oh, oh, oh
Finally found a girl that you couldn’t impress
Last man on the earth, still couldn’t get this…”
Zach Bryan is really living out the Tweet he posted when he returned to the platform:
He’s in a crash-out mode, and it’s concerning. Can you two please (for the love of God) stop talking about each other online? Let each other live their lives. And frankly speaking, if I were Zach Bryan, I’d stop because Brianna sounds like she has a lot more damning information she could share about their relationship. If it were to get to that point, I’m reasonably confident she would air it all out, given she’s already threatened to do so.
On another note: for those who are this plugged in to make these cross-social media platform connections on their posts… you should also go outside and touch some grass, and stop bringing it into the public eye. It’s not healthy for them, and I’m tired of writing about it…
“Talk more about things like Miranda… in her skirt.”
@aaronwatsonmusic More about @Miranda Lambert & less about @Zach Bryan #aaronwatson #aaronwatsonmusic #countrymusic #country ♬ original sound – Aaron Watson
