A Cow In The Kitchen? Chaotic Cooking Video Takes Over The Internet

Cow in kitchen

No, I do not know what is happening. Yes, I cannot stop watching…

I’ve followed the TastyShreds Instagram account for awhile now because I wanted more healthy recipes. Have I made anything he’s shown yet? Nope, but do I constantly watch the videos? You betcha.

Well, Kyle Smith, the man behind the account, has struck pure gold with his latest video and it has absolutely nothing to do with the cooking. Instead, it’s because of a very special guest that stole the show.

A cow.

Yes, a full on cow name named Bruce had just started his bulking cycle (we won’t ask any further questions on why exactly Bruce was starting to bulk up…) and somehow got linked up with the guy trying to bring healthy but still delicious meals to the masses.

Bruce makes videos with another account called Elias_Filmz and this collaboration is certainly one for the books. They decided to go with pancakes and that’s the last rational decision that was made the entire time. I can’t even begin to describe this chaos for you, just watch it for yourself and prepare for madness:

The video has millions of views on Instagram and TikTok and has also been cross-posted to X/Twitter, where it’s racked up even more. It’s a full on, disgusting, hilarious, train-wreak-that-you-can’t-stop-watching, viral sensation.

I will say, that fact that they ate even a few bites after the cow has snorted and drooled and licked and did whatever else to every ingredient did make my stomach turn a bit, but hey, maybe it’s like having a dog. Before I had my own I couldn’t even imagine letting one lick my face. Now mine can go to town without so much as me batting an eye. Life changes in weird ways…

Here’s some of my favorite comments:

“[Meateater] What an ungrateful party guest. He could have at least waited till the food was finished.

Impressed, obsessed, disgusted. In that order. And now I want a cow.

So yall just…eat pancakes with cow boogers?

This has to be the most chaotic thing I’ve ever seen. Bravo

This is the most unhinged thing I’ve ever seen and oh my god it’s amazing.

Imagine him stepping on your feet accidentally

It’s like baking with a toddler lol

that head swing took us ALL out

I love this but how much cow snot go on those pancakes lmaoo

making content like this is the perfect use of free will”

I try not to get too caught up into the “content” world because it gets very weird very quickly, but this is just pure gold.

Bravo, TasyShreds and Elias_Filmz, you’ve made something that is dominating the internet.

Also, I have to ask: How bad did that headbutt at the end hurt? That was a serious pop when connection was made, has to have hurt the brain and teeth a bit, yeah?

If you need me, I’ll be showing my wife this video and telling her we need to hurry up and buy some land to get ourselves a Bruce.

And some chickens.

And sheep.

And goats.

And pigs…

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