Kamala Harris Hilariously Quotes Aristotle To Broadway Cast & Crew In Her Latest Episode Of Word Salad Nonsense

Kamala Harris

Man, she’s on a roll lately.

After losing to President Donald Trump in a staggering landslide defeat, Kamala Harris was relatively quiet, mostly staying out of the public eye. And you can’t blame her. Losing every single battleground state, some of which weren’t even very close… it’s embarrassing.

But lately, she’s been making the rounds again, first in Los Angeles following the devastating wildfires that left Pacific Palisades in ruins. It was her first media conversation since the election and naturally, it didn’t disappoint. Standing on the street in Los Angeles, perhaps priming herself to run for Governor, she delivered an all-time great Kamala Harris line:

“As we think about the future, we must, as a society, as a country, invest in adaptation and resilience. And we have to understand these extreme weather occurrences are extreme, but they are increasingly less rare.”

“Extreme weather occurrences are extreme”

Brilliant…

And then this past weekend, she was out with her husband, Doug Emhoff, to see Broadway’s “A Wonderful World: The Louis Armstrong Musical” and “Gypsy,” and she kindly took the time to chat with some of the cast and crew, and boy, it was a doozy.

She even started it with her signature opening line: “When we think about….” before firing up the big brain tank and letting it rip with a quote from Aristotle.

Listen to this:

“When we think about these moments where we see things that are being taken, but also let’s see it, you know, nature abhors a vacuum, so where there’s a vacancy, let’s fill it. Let’s know that the reality is that the progress of our nation has been about the expansion of rights, not the restriction of rights. We’re seeing a U-turn right now…. For those rights to be maintained which means we have to be vigilant. It’s just the nature of it…. We have to be clear-eyed. And it doesn’t mean we don’t see the beauty in everything. These things all co-exist, but I believe we fight for something, not against something.”

Huh…

To be fair, this is par for the course for Kamala, who has made her entire career being a phony, pseudo-intellectual nitwit. But what really gets me is the people around her “oooing” and “ahhing” like she is delivering some kind insanely profound wisdom to the group. Every time she gets in front of a group of people, she skillfully vomits up this word salad of absolute meaningless sentences, usually some combo of catch phrases and quotes from other people that are confusingly strung together. But because her crowd is often full of morons, they think they just got to witness one of life’s great philosophers in action… one of the great thinkers of the 21st century. Honest to God, the reaction from the crowd is more concerning than the drivel coming out of her mouth.

Bullet dodged… BIG time. I mean, can you imagine having to hear this nonsense from the White House every day?

While the bozos backstage on Broadway may have been eating it up, the internet certainly wasn’t fooled:

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