“Unnecessary Horniness, 15 Yards” – Mark Zuckerberg Called Out For Appearing To Sneak A Peek At Jeff Bezos’ Fiancée Lauren Sanchez During Presidential Inauguration

Aaron Ryan·
CULTURE
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Mark Zuckerberg Lauren Sanchez
Fox News

Zuck got that rizz these days, huh?

I’ll be honest, I’m not even sure if I used that right. But Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has definitely been working to reshape his public persona lately from the typical Harvard-educated tech nerd to…well, whatever he’s going for these days.

Aside from his looks, Zuckerberg seems to have made a shift politically. Of course Facebook and Instagram have been under fire a lot in recent years for their bias and unfair censorship of conservative political views, especially surrounding COVID, illegal immigration and transgender issues.

But earlier this month, Zuckerberg announced a number of changes to their content moderation policies, including the elimination of politically-biased fact checkers and the addition of a community notes system similar to that on X. And they also implemented changes to their content policies that restricted speech on hot-button issues like immigration and gender.

Zuck explained the changes as a reaction to policies that he said had too often been used to shut down free speech:

“What started as a movement to be more inclusive has increasingly been used to shut down opinions and shut out people with different ideas, and it’s gone too far. So I want to make sure that people can share their beliefs and experiences on our platforms.”

He recently appeared on the Joe Rogan Experience podcast to discuss the changes, revealing that the Biden administration would often ask them to remove memes or posts that were actually true. The problem, though, is that Facebook frequently did just that, which makes it all the more surprising that Zuckerberg is now making these changes to their platform.

Joe Rogan attributed Zuck’s political shift to his jiu-jitsu training:

“Mark Zuckerberg started doing jiu-jitsu and nothing turns you into a libertarian like jiu-jitsu. Nothing turns you into a person who values hard work, and discipline, and struggle like jiu-jitsu. Because of the exposure of character on a level that… there’s nothing else like it.

You expose character in a way that’s almost impossible, even with other martial arts. Because with the other martial arts, you can only spar so much. Believe me, because I sparred too much. If you spar a lot, you get hurt. And if you get hurt, eventually you get dinged up to the point where your brain is just not firing so well anymore.”

Nothing like a little martial arts to get the testosterone flowing, eh?

Well Zuckerberg was in Washington DC today for President Donald Trump’s inauguration, and it appeared that the testosterone may have been flowing a little too much…

A moment caught on camera appeared to show Zuckerberg glancing over to sneak a peek at Lauren Sanchez, the fiancée of Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos.

And the internet couldn’t help but call Zuck out for his unnecessary horniness:

Gotta keep those eyes up, Zuck.

Of course Sanchez was dressed in a corset under her blazer, so she wasn’t exactly doing anything to hide them (something that earned her quite a bit of criticism for wearing lingerie to a presidential inauguration).

But the next step in Zuckerberg’s human transformation needs to be learning how not to get caught slipping like that on national TV.

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