Sports Betting Company Hiring A “Wiener Connoisseur” To Find The Biggest Wiener In The MLB

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Like big wieners? This may be the job for you.

Online sports betting company BetUS is looking for a wiener lover to travel to all 30 MLB stadiums to scope out the biggest wieners in major league baseball. (Of course we’re talking about hot dogs here).

The Wiener Connoisseur will be responsible for traveling to each stadium to help determine which team has the biggest wieners, ranking them based on girth, length, weight and price.

According to the job posting:

“As we all know, size does matter.

For this official ‘Wiener Connoisseur’ position, we are looking for someone who considers themselves a passionate hot dog connoisseur, has a strong opinion when it comes to grilled vs boiled dogs, is well-versed in the world of wieners and smiles at the idea of a literal sausage fest.”

But you’ll also get a small package (of compensation) for scarfing down all those wiener: The position pays $2,500 cash, a $500 gift card to the MLB shop, a yearlong subscription to MLB.TV.  The company will also cover your travel expenses and tickets to the game.

There’s no truth to the rumor (that I’m starting) that the position is only open to women because men would add 2 inches to their measurements.

So if you’re looking for a summer gig, and want to hit up some baseball games while rating wieners…well hey, this sounds like your job.

Imagine being able to add “wiener connoisseur” to your resume.

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