It’s all making sense now.
I’d just assumed Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers was going through a pre-40s crisis or something, as he unveiled his first ever tattoo to social media yesterday, and the Twitter world absolutely torched him.
Of course, he’s a big Earth guy now and the tattoo looks like the kinda ink a “big Earth guy” would get, so I didn’t really think anything of it.
However, it’s all coming together now, as it appears the tattoo is a representation of his relationship with new girlfriend Blu (of Earth). Yes, that is her name (maybe not her legal one, but hey, who knows).
I’ll go ahead and admit, maybe I’ve been out of the loop, but I was convinced he was still seeing Shailene Woodley, or at least entertaining the idea of them getting back together, but I guess not.
According to Outkick, the tattoo of astrology symbols appears to match up with the kind of ink Blu has herself.
Rodgers wrote on Instagram:
“There’s a deep and meaningful story and connection to absolutely each element of this art piece, and I’ll share a little more about that one day.”
If you’ve had the chance to look at Blu’s Instagram (you really need to if you haven’t), you’ll see that she is definitely into the whole “becoming one with the Earth and its elements” type of girl, as she sports a blue wig, some fake elf ears, obscure makeup, with captions that really delve into the meaning of life.
According to her Instagram she is the founder of Florescence Earth, which is:
“A modern mystery school for women to reclaim the magical, radically authentic, wise, wild, unapologetic you.”
Oh yeah, and she says she is definitely NOT a witch…
I’m just hoping the two are still together by the time football season rolls around. I wanna see ol’ Blu sporting full body makeup to the pattern of cheese or something like that in the stands.
Nevertheless, we can always count on ol’ Aaron to create a good story.
At at then end of the day, who really cares who he is dating or what tattoos he gets (as long as he can still throw touchdowns).
Twitter Sounds Off On Aaron Rodgers’ Unveils New Tattoo
Aaron Rodgers, whether you love him or hate him (because he’s just that kinda guy), has pretty much transformed into the hippie, yet still kind of mysteriously cool, older brother from a ’90s era sitcom.
He’s got the flow, the man bun, the acoustic guitar, the “chaaaaa” vibes, and everything in between.
There’s a reason why State Farm is even running with it now:
So naturally, you have to get a matching tattoo to go along with it, right?
Because that’s exactly what Rodgers has done.
Take a look at this, well, rather intriguing piece of artwork the Green Bay Packers quarterback now has on his forearm:
This looks like the kinda tattoo you would expect on the bass player for Third Eye Blind or something, not arguably the greatest quarterback of the past 15 years.
Nevertheless, Rodgers is just living his life how wants to without the care of anybody else’s opinion, as he should.
However, we can’t avoid the fact that the Twitter post led to some killer comments:
https://twitter.com/David_HurtadoC/status/1544780548790419456
