A**hole “Karen” Ruins A Wedding By Mowing Her Lawn And Yelling Throughout The Ceremony

A person walking down the aisle of a wedding

I can honestly say I’ve never seen this way of saying “I OBJECT” at a wedding before.

Imagine, you’ve spent months sweating bullets and stressing out as you plan the perfect wedding, without donating an arm, leg, kidney, and your car to pay for it, just to have it ruined by some asshole Karen.

This nightmare came to fruition for these newlyweds, as a senseless Karen decided to purposely mow and weed eat her front lawn immediately as the bride began to walk down the aisle.

On top of that, she even went as far as to yell at the bride and groom at times throughout the whole ceremony.

It’s truly sad, as the two had picked out a beautiful oceanfront location. And if you’ve ever gotten married, been a part of a wedding, or simply attended a wedding, you already know both the bride and groom are nervous as hell as it is, hoping that everything goes as smooth as possible.

The user who posted the video to TikTok explained:

“She continued through the entire wedding and we could not hear the vows etc.”

@vampyyric

some people are so miserable #karen #wedding #weddingruined #ruines #SlurpeeRun #karens #karensgoingwild #karensoftiktok #fyp #fypシ

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At this point, I’m fully convinced that the “Karens” in the world have multiplied by the thousands since the COVID-19 pandemic began in 2020, using that and everything else to make other’s lives miserable since.

“First Drink Vs. Last Drink” Wedding Video Is Genius

If you don’t have a Karen ruining your ceremony, and maybe even if you do, give this a try:

If you’re around the age of 21 and older, you’re probably accustomed to the wedding scene at this point. And if you’re about 30 (and have a decent amount of friends), you probably have 10 weddings to go this summer…

For dry (AKA miserable) weddings, you have a nice little ceremony, go to the reception and eat some good food, and quietly go back home and be in bed by 10 PM.

Of course, you have the fair share of people (like me) who simply can’t get through a dry wedding ceremony, so you stuff your boots full of mini-bottles and ice down a cooler of beer in the car, and make a disappear to the car a few times unnoticed during the reception with the couple of other degenerate buddies you have there.

And then you have the open bar weddings, where everybody cracks open their drink all merry and cheerful as soon as they get to the reception, start to party their ass off on the dancefloor, and eventually turning into mindless zombies just swaying to the beat while they’re on their last leg of drinks by the end of the night.

It oughta be one helluva sight for the sober people at the open bar weddings, seeing the timeline of events unfold caused by a shit ton of alcohol.

Lucky for us who enjoy to have a few too many at weddings, somebody went out of their way to document people’s first and last drinks at a wedding, and it’s absolute gold.

For each bit, everybody is all smiles, putting together perfectly functional and understandable sentences during the first drink, but by the end, everybody is having a hard time standing up and talking in a foreign language that’s unknown to any human on this planet.

Not to mention, they all look like they’ve been through war.

Enjoy:

Bride Passes Out In The Middle Of Her Wedding Ceremony

Tough scene…

Believe it or not, getting married is physically demanding. You were usually up late partying the night before (even though you tried not to), you get up early, you don’t each much you start drinking alcohol too early, you don’t drink enough water, you’re on your feet all day, you’ve answered a zillion different questions… when the moment comes, you’re almost ready for it to be over.

Then four hours later it’s over, you spend the whole time running around in circles, you’re 50 grand (or more) in the hole, and you gotta get your hungover ass up for a flight to the Bahamas in six hours.

But it’s great… really.

Needless to say, every so often, you see a story where someone passes out right on alter… but rarely do you see someone pass out… and get shit on by a baby.

According to the New York Post, 23-year-old Hollee Lynnea-Kolenda Darnell passed out at her Florida wedding ceremony.

“I kept trying to tell my husband I didn’t feel good and he thought I was joking… I was super dehydrated, and I hadn’t drank or ate anything all day.”

But that wasn’t even the worst part:

“After I passed out … my sister had a fan on my baby nephew, so she came over to me to put that fan on me, and as she was holding my nephew he starts pooping.

And the poop goes down her arm and onto my dress.”

I mean, puking while getting pooped on… not exactly the way you draw it up. Unless you’re a weirdo…

And real quick, why does the officiant look like a DJ? They running a two-for-one special over there?

@hollinator1424

Reply to @samanthaguice this about all that I could fit in😂 peep my poopy nephew at the end 😂🤪

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