Sex Doll Rescued After Being Mistaken For A Drowning Woman

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I can’t imagine what life is like as a first responder.

I remember watching Live PD and Live Rescue a couple years back and just being astonished at some of the BS calls that they had to respond to.

Then of course there’s all the madness that we hear on a weekly basis on the Nashville police scanner.

However, one BS call in Japan actually turned out to be hilarious…

According to the New York Post, a team of emergency rescue divers in Hachinohe City, Japan were called about a drowning nude woman off the city’s coast.

I’m sure the responders were a little bewildered about the fact she was nude, but of course, they came in for the rescue.

When they got to the scene, responders were shocked to find that the “nude drowning woman,” was actually a life-sized SEX DOLL floating in the water.

Youtuber Natsuki Tanaka documented the so-called “rescue,” believing she was actually witnessing a life being saved:

“While filming a fishing video, I thought a dead body floating in the water had washed up, but it was a blow-up doll.”

The famous YouTube influencer claimed that somebody else had phoned in the false alarm. A number of rescue squads, cops, and paramedics were on scene ready to save this “woman’s” life, which honestly made the situation even more funny.

The blow-up doll was safely rescued from the water, and all is well.

Well, except for the fact that somebody may have accidentally lost their partner.

But hey, that’s a different story.

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