Michigan Farmer Builds 250-Foot Long “Poop Wall” With Cow Manure Over A Property Line Dispute

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You think your neighbors suck? Think again…

Feuds between neighbors goes have existed since the beginning of time. A neighbor’s dog keeps shitting in the other neighbor’s front yard, the house next to you plays music that’s too loud, you can’t agree on the property line… I mean, the list of reasons go on and on and on.

However, this angry neighbor decided to do the wildest, and perhaps most disgusting, thing to get back at their neighbor…. build a poop wall.

Two Lodi Township, Michigan, neighbors got into a dispute about about where the property line fell, and rather than coming to an agreement, staking a line, building a fence, whatever… it took a turn for the nasty.

One of the neighbors created a 250-foot long fence… out of cow shit.

Yep, they were so petty about the property, that they would rather use their cow manure to build a fence instead of spreading it across their farmland.

Wayne Lambreth, who’s grandpa developed the farm 100 years ago, had this to say in an interview Fox 2 Detriot:

“Normally they spread it on the field but they decided to make a fence out of it.”

On top of that, Lambreth has tenants who live in the house, and they’re the ones who have to deal with the DISGUSTING smell every single day. One tenant, Coyne Gatto, had this to say:

“It’s like you can’t leave the window open. The whole upstairs will smell like it.”

Ironically enough, the neighbor (who’s name has not been released), declines the fact that it’s even a “poop” wall:

“It’s not a poop wall. It’s a compost fence.”

Compost fence? That’s rich…

And when Fox 2 Detroit asked him about the tenants not liking it, he said:

“Well, I don’t like the price of milk…”

As crappy as this situation is (no pun intended), local officials said they can’t do anything about it, because it’s on the guys property.

Wow, the Karens of the world today never fail to amaze me. We have grown ass adults building fences out of cow manure out of pure pettiness.

But hey, at least it provides some entertainment for everybody else.

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