Well played, sir. Well played.
By now I’m sure you’ve seen the viral “fat JD” meme of Vice President JD Vance.
They started back when President Donald Trump and the vice president faced off against Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelenskyy back in March as an attempt to troll Vance, but unfortunately for the trolls it seems that the vice president has embraced the memes and is able to laugh at them himself.
And not only is he laughing at them…he’s also dressing up as his own meme for Halloween.
Earlier this week, the White House posted a meme featuring Halloween costumes for the president and vice president, as well as Democrat Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer and House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. And Vance’s costume notes that it does not include the “fat JD curly hair.”
But it seems the vice president was able to get his hands on a wig to complete the ensemble anyway.
In a post to his social media, Vance showed off his hilarious Halloween costume of the “fat JD Vance” meme:
Incredible. Clearly he’s not bothered by the memes. And the internet couldn’t get enough of VPOTUS’s costume:
— drefanzor memes (@drefanzor) October 31, 2025
Whatever side of the aisle you’re on, you’ve got to admit that’s funny.
Theo Von Says Kid Rock Called Up Donald Trump At 1 AM
Kid Rock‘s got a direct line to the White House.
The country rocker has obviously become good friends with President Donald Trump over the years. During the 2024 presidential campaign, Kid Rock appeared on the campaign trail with Trump, and performed at the incoming president’s victory rally the night before the inauguration earlier this year.
Donald Trump even recorded a video introducing Kid Rock at his concerts:
@dianne_kay_1.0 #trump#knoxville #greenback #tennessee #kidrock @rockthecountry
In Trump’s second term in the White House, Kid Rock has appeared with Trump while the president signed an executive order addressing concert ticket prices, and even organized a dinner between Trump and frequent critic Bill Maher. So it’s safe to say that Kid Rock and the President of the United States are pretty close.
Just how close are they though? Well as it turns out, Kid Rock can apparently just call up the president whenever he wants – including at 1 AM while hanging out with Theo Von.
On this week’s episode of his podcast, This Past Weekend, Theo recalled a recent experience hanging out with Kid Rock:
“Dude, I’m hanging out with Kid Rock, I was with Kid Rock the other night and he calls Trump. It’s like 1 AM, he calls him he’s like, ‘What’s going?’
Trump answers, they’re f–king talking, I’m like, ‘Dude what is going on?'”
Must be pretty cool to just be able to call up the president at 1 AM. And what do you think the chances are that it was a drunk dial? I’m guessing pretty high.
Of course Kid Rock also has his own White House…
His 27,000 square foot Nashville mansion is a replica White House, at least on the outside. The inside features a golden elevator and even gold showers…because Kid Rock wanted to be able to say that he had a golden shower.
Yes, really.
The insane mansion was described by Joe Rogan on an episode of his podcast a while back:
“It is two bedrooms. It’s about 27,000 square feet, it has two bedrooms. It has the guest bedroom and then it has his main bedroom. The rest of the house is just party.”
The gold elevator is in the middle of the living room, and apparently when a construction worker suggested that he hide the elevator, Kid Rock instead insisted that everybody be able to see it:
“F— that, I want people coming over to my house like, ‘Kid Rock’s got a f—ing gold elevator.”
The house also features what Rogan describes as a jacuzzi room that’s “as big as this studio” and built like an old underground mine, with exposed beams and old-timey lanterns:
“He’s like a redneck with insane amounts of money. He’s got insane amounts of money and he’s got this f—ing ridiculous house that he’s built, with this amazing view.”
And when you have a redneck with insane amounts of money, you get golden showers just because it’s funny:
“It’s like you give a 13 year old kid $100 million and you say, build whatever you want… It’s hilarious.”
Classic Kid Rock. I wonder if he’s given Trump any ideas for his new White House ballroom…
