And we were doing so good…
Honestly, this whole Nashville Big Bash New Year’s Eve broadcast has been pretty damn good. Granted, we had that weird audio snafu in the early going where Parker McCollum’s first song had Keith Urban playing over the top, but technical difficulties aside, the lineup has been stellar.
You have the aforementioned Parker McCollum up there killing it, Brittney Spencer turned some heads with her performance and then joined Parker for another, Post Malone did his thing, Shaboozey sang his viral hit, Chris Stapleton never disappoints, Miranda Lambert performed from her Broadway bar Casa Rosa, and the future of country music, Mr. Zach Top, even took the stage. I mean, can we just take a second to appreciate that Zach Top is getting national recognition right now? What a glorious show of progress for country music. Dude is gonna win Entertainer of the Year someday… mark my words.
All in all, it’s been pretty good… I put my kids to bed, mixed up a negroni, and then sat down in front of the computer to fire up some blogs… and I really didn’t have much to write about. Videos of the performances are not available yet so it makes no sense to blog that, the internet chatter has been at a minimum, no viral moments like last year when Elle King was clearly hammered on stage.
But lo and behold… Kane Brown takes the stage… dressed like a character from The Matrix, and… bingo.
And to be fair to Kane, his country-ish stuff can be catchy at times. I mean, it’s pretty bad, but it’s catchy. If I was at a party where I was making the rounds and talking to lots of people and not really listening to it, but it was playing in the background… I wouldn’t hate it. And that’s what he kicked off his run of performances with… songs like “Like I Love Country Music.” But then he brought out his wife for a duet (who looked nervous as all hell), and performed some other pop garbage, and the country music-loving audience was no longer enjoying themselves.
This is just what the internet is saying… don’t shoot the messenger. I’m just here to condense the overall sentiments of the interwebs and present them for you in one place.
Here’s what the good people of X had to say:
Kane Brown dressed like a fucking evil matrix character
— “Criminal Lawyer” (@SlippinJimmy89) January 1, 2025
Kane brown had less energy than me getting out of bed. Horrible performance.
— Terry Gordon (@layingpoints) January 1, 2025
I'm a better singer than Kane Brown and his haircut makes him look like dumb and dumber. And that's coming from a baldie.
— The Norwegian Ninja (@JoeHandsom) January 1, 2025
Kane brown is fucking trash
— Jerry (@Jerry1855927) January 1, 2025
Kane Brown is such a boring performer. Goodness #NashvilleNYE
— Natalie Dawn (@NattieFink) January 1, 2025
This Kane Brown guy is an AWFUL fucking singer. Holy christ…
— Dustin (@dslindst) January 1, 2025
Holy shit. How is Kane Brown famous?
— Kyle Tims (@KyleTims) January 1, 2025
I went to ABC, Kane Brown performances. Turned it to CBS, Kane Brown performance. Where the fuck is MTV tonight ???
— Michael Beezy (@getlikeme1823) January 1, 2025
Seeing/hearing Kane Brown for the first time and he looks like a character from The Matrix trilogy pic.twitter.com/MDdt9ulcap
— Bryan (@B_Evs309) January 1, 2025
What did we do to Nashville for them to make us listen to 3 Kane Brown songs? So bad! #NashvilleBigBash #NYE
— Shane Stockton Brooks (@kellyshaneb) January 1, 2025
I don’t even know this Kane brown song and dude it’s dark out #NashvillesBigBash
— Brad heard youre losing me (@DramaTweetBrad) January 1, 2025
Kane Brown out here dressed like a WNBA coach #CBSNashvilleNYE
— Rishi (@Oct31beast) January 1, 2025
Luckily, they followed it up with Eric Church to cleanse the palate.
Church doing Springsteen right after Kane brown committing a war crime against my ears is a hell of a way to ring in the year #countrymusic
— uncle cecil (@cecildauster) January 1, 2025
More Eric Church and less Kane Brown. That would be great #CBSNashvilleNYE
— Joe Rollins (@newriverjoe) January 1, 2025
And if anyone from Kane Brown’s team has any complaints about this article…. you can email me directly at [email protected].





