Tom Brady has this “Florida man” life down pat.
The 7-time Super Bowl winner has stayed busy since he retired (for good) from the NFL. I was one of the people that always got wrapped up in the, “Could Tom Brady come out of retirement again?” news, but after Brady officially gained an ownership stake in the Las Vegas Raider, that effectively closed the door on his football career.
But it apparently helped open the door to posting thirst traps.
That’s what they say, right? When one door closes, another one opens? Tom Brady told the world that he was officially retiring from football in February of 2023. With the addition of the most recent shirtless picture, Tom has posted three thirst traps since then.
With one of the more iconic instances being this pseudo Top Gun beach football photoshoot that featured the likes of former teammates Rob Gronkowski and Julian Edelman:
Nothing like some fun in the sun with the boys.
There was another thirst trap that Tom Brady posted in his underwear shortly after his divorce from Gisele Bundchen that I was going to embed in here, but it looks like it’s been scrubbed from the internet. At the very least, Tom Brady apparently took it off of his personal social media account and/or made it to where it can’t be included in stories like these.
If you really want to see it though, you can find it.
It’s actually funny because after that initial thirst trap, and the minor backlash he got for it, Brady said that his thirst trapping days were over. But if you remember with Tom Brady’s first retirement, you can’t always take his word for it. He can always go back on what he said, and by my calculations, this is Tom’s third thirst trap since he hung it up for good.
Brady pointed out the snow game that was played between the Buffalo Bills and the San Francisco 49ers last night in his caption, alluding to the fact that he might not miss all aspects of football in his post-sports life:
“A little warmer than it looked in Buffalo last night.”
If you scroll through the photos Tom included (he very much intentionally placed that shirtless photo first), you’ll see that he apparently had quite the Thanksgiving weekend golfing and fishing.
I don’t think the world was ever ready for 47-year-old Tom Brady to be living the bachelor life. He’s obviously still fulfilling his duties as an announcer for the NFL on FOX, but outside of that, he appears to be doing whatever he wants, whenever he wants. The internet has taken notice, and while some people were happy for the former quarterback, others were upset that he was posted pictures of his washboard abs online:
“You look in better shape than your last year with the Bucs man.”
“Tom be throwing out the bait!”
“I’m turned on”
“Fishing and golf… can’t get much better than that.”
“It’s Monday morning you had to do this to me? Jesus Tommy.”
“Jesus Tom”
“YUM”
“Bro my girl is on this app.”
Yeah come on Tom. You can’t be setting these kinds of expectations for the rest of us average folk.
