His mouth writing’s checks his ass…well, technically his mouth…can’t cash.
Florida State fans were already coming into the season looking for revenge after getting left out of the College Football Playoff last year, despite being undefeated at the time. And they were hoping that two-time transfer quarterback DJ Uiagalelei would help them prove that they still belong in the playoff conversation.
So it was a rough start to the college football season for Florida State fans when the Seminoles flew to Dublin only to be upset by Georgia Tech in the week 0 opener.
Some fans even blamed the loss on “jet lag,” despite the fact that Georgia Tech had to make the same flight to Ireland for the game. And while the opening loss was painful, many Florida State fans had deluded convinced themselves that it was a fluke, and that the team would rebound this week on their home turf when they took on ACC rival Boston College.
In fact, one Florida State fan was so confident in Mike Norvell’s squad against BC that he made a bold proclamation:
“If Florida State loses to BC this weekend, I will eat dog shit out of a red solo cup with a spoon and post a video of me doing it.
Book it!”
Well, he’s probably regretting that right about now.
The game’s not quite over yet, but Florida State is down by two scores midway through the fourth quarter against Boston College, and Twitter was quick to remind this guy of the promise that he made:
Has anyone heard from @321nole this evening? A little nervous for him. pic.twitter.com/j6kL9XsL9u
— Jess Volliday (@jessholliday10) September 3, 2024
Some guy is about to eat dog shit out of a cup with a spoon and it’s all this teams fault
— Barstool FSU (@FSU_Barstool) September 3, 2024
you have to wonder if FSU knows that guy said he'd eat dog shit if they lost and they just wanna see it happen.
— Mike Golic Jr (@mikegolicjr) September 3, 2024
Someone better know that dude who promised to eat dog shit if BC won this game and hold him to it.
— Chris Fallica (@chrisfallica) September 3, 2024
You unpormpted put a bet on yourself eating dogshit.
AND LOSE.
Brother you’re gonna eat that dog shit.
— Keg. (@GratefulKeg) September 3, 2024
The only problem is…he deleted his entire Twitter account midway through the game:
That man went from “Lol, I’ll eat dog shit if FSU loses to Boston College” to “This account doesn’t exist” in five days. pic.twitter.com/pQpKHlX4GQ
— Mike Beauvais (@MikeBeauvais) September 3, 2024
Can’t say that I blame him. This game’s already been painful enough for Florida State without having the entire internet reminding you that you promised to eat dog shit.
But let this be a valuable lesson: If you’re going to talk shit (pun intended), your team better be able to back it up.
I hope everyone learned a valuable lesson tonight
Never say you will eat dog shit out of a cup with a spoon on video if your team loses. Ever 💀
— Courtney McKinney (@CourtAnne1225) September 3, 2024
