The Swanson family had quite a moment last week but today is one Dansby is going to want to forget.
Mallory Swanson was the hero for the US Women’s Soccer team in the Olympic Gold Medal match against Brazil, scoring the only goal of the game in the 57th minute, securing the fifth Gold in US Women’s Soccer history and giving us an all-time moment that will not soon be forgotten.
TEAM USA STRIKES FIRST—AND IT'S MALLORY SWANSON AGAIN!
1-0 IN THE GOLD MEDAL MATCH.#ParisOlympics | 📺 NBC and Peacock pic.twitter.com/rCEQNIbR68
— NBC Olympics & Paralympics (@NBCOlympics) August 10, 2024
But while she was making United States history, her husband, the aforementioned Dansby, was collecting the 1,000th hit of his 9 year MLB career, making it quite the banner day for the Swanson family (although somebody screwed up the graphic and put Sophia Smith’s picture in Mallory’s place).
Am I still drunk (yes) or does Fox have an apology in its future… pic.twitter.com/v0lLnBY0pr
— Sarah Spain (@SarahSpain) August 11, 2024
Well, today the internet is yet again getting its fill of the Swanson family, although this time it’s for something that went wrong for ole Dansby on the diamond.
In the top of the 4th inning of today’s Cubs vs Blue Jays game, Ernie Clement stepped to the plate and hit a soft grounder to short. Dansby charged and tried to make a play on it, but he never got a good grip on it and wound up soaring the ball behind the runner, nearly into the Blue Jay’s dugout. Quite honestly, it was one of the worst throws we’ve seen in some time.
Take a look for yourself:
WHAT A THROW FROM DANSBY SWANSON 🔥 pic.twitter.com/MvToUvKo9u
— Bennett (@Bennett_F7) August 16, 2024
One run scored on the mishap, which was ruled an infield hit (somehow) and brought the score to 2-1, Cubbies.
All in all, it wound up not costing Chicago, who won 6-5 in extras, but man, the internet commentary is not great.
“Just a bit outside” https://t.co/kVjCICjblS
— (not so)wellbutrin (@teehom) August 16, 2024
not impressed, i could do this https://t.co/suM47Vr1HY
— tony beasley superfan (@tonysuperfan27) August 16, 2024
Was he trying to hit the runner? https://t.co/JQh9M4jDUU
— Cody Thorn (@CodyThorn) August 16, 2024
me drunk at the function tryina show off for the kids https://t.co/lc1VOGIGyM
— Mikeh (@ekiMTheGod) August 16, 2024
Everyone makes mistakes and I guess we’re just fortunate to not have HD cameras documenting our every move.
Shake it off kid, you’ll get’em next time.
id file for divorce if I saw my husband make this throw https://t.co/4iZZUUUROZ
— smilesssdavis. (@supaaslacka) August 16, 2024





