Sydney Sweeney Is Ruining Relationships Around The World Today With Her Instagram Thirst Trap

Mary Claire Crabtree·
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Sydney Sweeney
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Ladies, if your man is commenting on this post…RUN.

Another day is here, and I am writing about something I never thought I’d be blogging about, but honestly, the comments on this are too wild to overlook. The internet sometimes needs to learn to keep it in their pants.

Sydney Sweeney has been deemed a sex symbol by men everywhere. The blonde bombshell is well-endowed and often flaunts her chest (and I don’t blame her, if I looked like that I would, too). The internet was in love with Sweeney long before her hosting appearance on SNL, which skyrocketed her looks to the forefront of everyone’s mind.

While her front side is often where the conversation is typically centered around her chest, today, men worldwide woke up to see a nearly full a** shot from the actress. I haven’t seen the internet this horny since Dolly Parton walked out on stage wearing a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader uniform.

Sweeney is enjoying some time off and spending her summer at the lake (like many of us do). I get this: Being a girl, you want to take some cute pictures when you are out on a boat sporting a cute swimsuit. Granted, you could never catch me posting a photo from this angle, but hey, I respect it.

Sweeney posted a collection of images from this lake day photoshoot, and the opening image highlights her derriere. The cheeky swimsuit leaves little to the imagination and also leaves men drooling.

 

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The collection of four photos was much tamer after the opening backshot, but obviously, the angle of the first image probably led many not to scroll through the carousel but immediately screenshot and share with a group chat.

I have two final thoughts before we get into the commentary surrounding this picture.

1) I know we say the internet is a place where you can freely express your thoughts, but some of you need to think before ACTUALLY sharing your thoughts. Would your mother want to see that comment?

2) Sydney Sweeney… I’m begging you…maybe hide this a little better in the carousel. I’m not looking to start a fight with my boyfriend, knowing this is what opened his Twitter to see trending. If this was the last picture, I bet many men wouldn’t even scroll that far, and it would save many relationships (one can only assume) that have been rocky since this post.

With that, let’s unleash the unhinged comments and responses.

 

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