New Hampshire Teen (& Certified Scumbag) Arrested For Flipping Over Porta-Potty With Mom & 4-Year-Old Daughter Inside

Aiden Studer
Manchester Police Department

Certified scumbag.

An 18-year-old New Hampshire man is in trouble with the law after he ended an argument by flipping over a porta-potty… with people inside. The teenager, Aiden Studer, is facing a plethora of charges, including two counts of criminal restraint and criminal mischief as well as an additional assault charge for hurling objects (hopefully not porta-potty feces) at a responding officer.

According to the police report, Studer got into an argument by the portable restrooms with a woman, who was at the park with her four-year-old daughter. When the daughter went into the porta-john, the mother went in to assist her, and when they were both inside the restroom, the teenager pushed the unit over, as described in the police report:

“On May 8, 2024, Manchester Police dispatch received a call from a young mother reporting that she and her 4-year-old daughter had been trapped inside a porta-potty at Derryfield Park after a man pushed it from behind. The pair reported being covered in feces and bodily fluids.”

Unfortunately, but likely intentionally, the porta-potty landed on the ground on the side of the door, trapping the mother and her daughter inside. Good samaritans in the park at the time rushed to the porta-john to get it set up right so the two individuals could be freed.

The mother and daughter were reportedly not injured in the incident, though they were covered in everything that was once held inside the bottom portion of the portable toilet. That’s almost as bad as being injured, in my opinion…

What kind of loser do you have to be to essentially assault a 4 year old girl? Why? Because you got into an argument with her mom in the bathroom line? Throw the book at him…

Not a lot is known about the argument that led to the porta-potty-pushing, though police did conclude that the individuals did not know one another before the mishap. Let this be a lesson to not get into a kerfuffle with strangers in the park, and if you do, make sure you don’t walk into a porta-potty. Doing so could lead to quite the disgusting conclusion.

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