Little Kid Goes Full “Stone Cold Steve Austin” With Two Milk Cartons To Celebrate End Of School Year

Stone cold milk

This is undeniably the greatest thing I’ve seen.

Shoutout to this kid for absolutely killing this Stone Cold Steve Austin impersonation. I’ve seen a lot of “wannabes” try to pull off the WWE legend’s two beer celebration, but this soon to be 2nd grader is no “wannabe.”

He is a full blown, 100% certified, future WWE wrestler in the making. How could he not be with this kind of performance?

Nothing compares to the feeling you had when you were a kid and the end of the school year was slowly approaching.

Grades became finalized, tests were over (at least for the time being), weather was starting to get warmer, and best of all, teachers started mailing it in and brought the movies out (or depending on your age, rolled the TV cart in).

Top 5 list of movies that you were probably shown in school? Sure, we’ve got some time

5. Osmosis Jones

4. Supersize Me

3. We Are Marshall

2. Romeo and Juliet (1996 version with DiCaprio)

1. Rudy

Hopefully everyone agrees with that list, or at least can say that they’ve been shown these movies at school.

Now back to the Stone Cold Steve Austin Kid. This little man perfectly encapsulates that “start of the summer” vibe. The first day of summer makes it feel like school might not ever start again. Two full months as a kid is an eternity, whereas now as an adult it flies by.

There’s an old saying that goes like:

“You don’t stop playing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop playing.”

Hits pretty hard right? And this kid’s energy inspires me to get that excited about whatever I can. The WWE and Stone Cold have no choice but to get this WWE wrestler in the making into an actual WWE event.

Imagine how crazy a crowd would go if the Stone Cold theme started, and as the audio of glass shattering spreads throughout the stadium, this elementary school kid comes out onto the ramp and slams together two cartons of milk.

Was milk the best choice? No, probably not, but it’s probably the only thing the kid had access to while he was at school in order to pull this video off.

Without further ado, please enjoy this legendary kid impersonating the hell out of Stone Cold Steve Austin as he yells:

“School’s out, it’s over baby, it’s over!

First grade is in the books, and that’s the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so. Somebody give me a hell yeah!”

And guess what?

He got a “hell yeah” back from the best possible person.

A beer bottle on a dock



A beer bottle on a dock