Dallas Cowboys Fan Celebrates Win Over The Bengals By Riding A Horse Into Walmart

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As a Dallas Cowboys fan since birth in 1998, all I’ve known is pain and suffering.

Every year, it’s the same story.

They have a ton of talent, and are predicted to win the division and make it deep in the playoffs, with the possibility of winning that illusive Super Bowl title.

And of course, that always results in severed hopes and dreams year after year, as the ‘Boys always find a way to turn their talent into a mid to below average season, either not making the playoffs or losing in the first round.

With that being said, us Cowboys fans are ecstatic when we pull out a big win… And some, well, they take it to the extreme.

Last night, Dallas defeated Joe Burrow and the Cincinnati Bengals 20-17, which was incredibly unprecedented, considering their horrible performance against Tom Brady and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers last week with an offensive performance equivalent to watching paint dry.

Not to mention, starting quarterback Dak Prescott went down with a tough finger injury that required surgery and will have him sidelined for a few weeks, so backup Cooper Rush had to make only his second ever career start.

Yeah… all us realist Cowboys fans thought we were about to get obliterated in this one.

However, Rush was efficient, and the defense held that insanely good Bengals offense to only 17 points.

We were all excited and celebrated in our own ways, but this guy took it to the next level.

He decided to celebrate by strolling into a Walmart on a horse, reppin’ a cowboy hat and a Dak Prescott jersey.

I just have to know, how does a person successfully get a horse inside of Walmart? Not to mention, all security did was follow behind the guy on the horse and film it, but who can blame ’em. How in the hell are they supposed to stop a horse?


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A beer bottle on a dock