Maine Couple Goes Viral Chugging Alters Beers During Their Wedding Ceremony

A person in a suit drinking from a glass

Airport beers? Shower beers? Garage beers?

How about… alter beers?

Ok, I already got married, and no, I didn’t chug a beer at the alter… but damn do I wish I had.

Granted, I pretty much been drinking all morning, all afternoon, and then proceeded to drink all night so I’m not quite sure if the alter beer would’ve been necessary (or wise), but either way, I love the move.

This video, from a wedding in Maine in 2021, recently started going viral, and with asinine amount of weddings I have to go to this year, I’m hoping someone has the guts to follow suit.

And also, can you book this officiant? Dude seems like he like to party and that’s really what you need in a wedding officiant. Sure, being familiar with the Bible helps, but gimme a guy that stand up there with a stein of beer, and the chug it with me after the vows.

“By the power invested in me by the great state of Maine, I now pronounce you husband and wife… lay one on her Freddie.”


Bride Passes Out In The Middle Of Her Wedding Ceremony

Tough scene…

Believe it or not, getting married is physically demanding. You were usually up late partying the night before (even though you tried not to), you get up early, you don’t each much you start drinking alcohol too early, you don’t drink enough water, you’re on your feet all day, you’ve answered a zillion different questions… when the moment comes, you’re almost ready for it to be over.

Then four hours later it’s over, you spend the whole time running around in circles, you’re 50 grand (or more) in the hole, and you gotta get your hungover ass up for a flight to the Bahamas in six hours.

But it’s great… really.

Needless to say, every so often, you see a story where someone passes out right on alter… but rarely do you see someone pass out… and get shit on by a baby.

According to the New York Post, 23-year-old Hollee Lynnea-Kolenda Darnell passed out at her Florida wedding ceremony.

“I kept trying to tell my husband I didn’t feel good and he thought I was joking… I was super dehydrated, and I hadn’t drank or ate anything all day.”

But that wasn’t even the worst part:

“After I passed out … my sister had a fan on my baby nephew, so she came over to me to put that fan on me, and as she was holding my nephew he starts pooping.

And the poop goes down her arm and onto my dress.”

I mean, puking while getting pooped on… not exactly the way you draw it up. Unless you’re a weirdo…

And real quick, why does the officiant look like a DJ? They running a two-for-one special over there?


Reply to @samanthaguice this about all that I could fit in😂 peep my poopy nephew at the end 😂🤪

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A beer bottle on a dock



A beer bottle on a dock