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Have you ever tried to describe a country song and realized that the actual story sounds pretty ridiculous? Even the best songs can sound stupid when you try to sum it up with a single line.
So that’s what I did (again).
Here are 21 MORE country songs described (poorly) in one sentence.
“An old woman blows a teenage farmhand’s mind when she has sex with him in a wheat field.” – That Summer, Garth Brooks
“A guy buys a painting of a house from somebody on the beach for $20.” – Paint Me a Birmingham, Tracy Lawrence
“A guy runs up his electric bill hoping to get a girl back.” – Every Light in the House Is On, Trace Adkins
“A guy shows up to a woman’s house high as a kite with a big belt buckle. Still gets lucky though… sorta.” – Feathered Indians, Tyler Childers
“A group of friends go to a NASCAR race.” – Talladega, Eric Church
“A couple flips a coin to decide where to go on vacation.” – Heads Carolina, Tails California, Jo Dee Messina
“A dead country singer picks up a hitchhiker.” The Ride, David Allan Coe
“A convicted murderer sits in prison and listens to trains go by.” – Folsom Prison Blues, Johnny Cash
“A man loves his woman the most when she’s not talking.” – When You Say Nothing At All, Keith Whitley
“Grandpa makes his grandson look through a bunch of blurry old photos.” – In Color, Jamey Johnson
“A man preys on women who are going through a breakup.” – The Fireman, George Strait
“A kid talks shit about his stepdad to his biological father.” – I Don’t Call Him Daddy, Doug Supernaw
“A man is super pumped after cooking some rice in the microwave.” – It’s a Great Day to Be Alive, Travis Tritt
“A girl runs away from home in the middle of doing laundry.” – Suds in the Bucket, Sara Evans
“A guy shit-talks his ex’s new boyfriend because he doesn’t know how to fish.” – Bait A Hook, Justin Moore
“A girl gets emotional when she drinks tequila.” Straight Tequila Night, John Anderson
“A girl gets horny when she drinks tequila.” – Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off, Joe Nichols
“Tequila reminds a guy of college sorority girls.” – Tequila, Dan + Shay
“A guy skips a business trip and loses out on a promotion.” – Right Where I Need to Be, Gary Allan
“A guy escapes from prison with some help from a horny dog.” – Ole Red, Blake Shelton
“A guy is left eating snow cones after he can’t seal the deal.” – Chattahoochee, Alan Jackson
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