HOLY SHEEEET.
First of all, right off the bat, before I say anything else… what a great suburban dad right here, a real Ned Flanders type. First thing in the morning and he gives the jolliest “good morning” I’ve ever heard in my entire life to a random jogger strolling up the road.
I already love this guy.
Now that we got that out of the way, let me set the scene.
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I wish I had a bit more information, but it looks like we have a nice suburban family loading up the car for a trip to who knows. Are they on their way to Walmart? Work? I got a hunch it could be church because we know it’s morning and dad looks like he has the coffee ready to go, maybe that’s a tray of brownies right there? Who knows…
What we do know is that he has no clue what’s waiting for him on the other side of that car.
He says to himself:
“I need to wash my car”
And then all hell breaks loose.
Let’s roll the tape.
PURE. CHAOS.
Bobcat outta nowhere, attacks his wife, he manages to grab hold of the thing, gives it the old Simba pose and realizes “holy shit, it’s a damn bobcat.”
“OH MY GOD, IT’S A BOBCAT.”
He hurls the wild cat across the yard, which makes a b-line back for the house and dad comes running back, screaming…
“IMMA SHOOT THAT F*CKER.”
Dad’s tribal instincts start taking over…
“IT’S A BOBCAT, IT TACK MA WIFE.”
I will say, I gotta give some credit to dad for springing into action. A lesser man would’ve cowered in fear, but not this suburban dad. He’s a real one.
And of course, Twitter had a field day with it.
Crying 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/u1f98wenNo
— angelique 🈶 (@jaded2x) April 15, 2021
Bobcat was up in the air like pic.twitter.com/79YLWfxMhg
— SSJ4 dime bag💫🐐 (@Dro2H) April 15, 2021
Mans said ain’t shit sweet this way pic.twitter.com/Oxyef0Jqnw
— Sparkling Wine Papi (@HITMAN_ROD) April 15, 2021
Bobcat under the car like pic.twitter.com/4U89c7xMaZ
— Negro and the Winter Soldier (@AustinFromFlint) April 15, 2021
I would’ve done that bobcat like… pic.twitter.com/bAswOflk6n
— F1NAL BOSS (@F1nalB0ss2113) April 16, 2021
I ain’t seen bad ass like that since this dude. pic.twitter.com/fomRTCd2uH
— Lance (@SportsGuyLance) April 15, 2021
