Man In Underwear Climbs Under Moving Wine Tanker And Starts Drinking Straight From The Valve

You can’t make this shit up…

According to CBS Sacramento, a California man was arrested for hitching a ride on a wine tanker, climbing under the truck as it barreled down the highway at 60 mph, opening up the spout and guzzling down wine while gallons poured out onto the street… oh yeah, and he was only wearing underwear.

The man apparently flagged the truck driver down, and thinking he might have a mechanical problem, he pulled over. But when the weirdo jumped out of his car in his underwear, the truck driver took off again. However according to some dash came footage, the man jumped onto the tanker truck and it was only after he realized he was leaking wine, did the driver pull back over and call the police.

“I’ve listened to thousands and thousands of calls,” Modesto CHP officer Tom Olsen said. “This one’s up there in the top 10…. this individual was able to release the wine from under the tanker, and he placed himself underneath the tanker in such a manner, the best way to describe this was somebody doing like snow angels.”

The tanker lost approximately 1,000 gallons of wine, some to the man, most which is all over a California highway.

Gotta love wine country this time of year.

A beer bottle on a dock



A beer bottle on a dock