That’s going to leave a mark.
This coyote clearly doesn’t care about golf etiquette, though in the wild animal’s defense, I don’t know if the golf handbook is detailed and expansive enough to say that those out on the course should not use the green as toilet paper. So really, this is on those who set the rules just as much as its on the coyote.
Some golfers were out on the links in Frisco, Texas when they had a wild animal “play through” right in front of them. And by that, I mean the wild animal – strangely out in the middle of the day – turned one of the pristine greens at the course into a brown (ba-dum-tiss). The group was set to hit onto the green, but decided to wait for the coyote to clear off of it before they hit on.
So they didn’t bother the wild animal while it was doing this:
Absolutely hilarious.
The old saying of “nature calls” really is true, isn’t it? Obviously this coyote was trying to get rid of a little hard-to-reach-itch that it had, and I don’t blame it for shamelessly trying to take care of it. You’ve got to do what you’ve got to do, and the mowed grass must’ve been the perfect surface for… butt scratching.
Social media users that came across the viral clip were taken back by the coyote doing the butt-scooting-boogie right on the green, and those who play golf themselves couldn’t help but to remind fellow players about the potential hygiene issue that comes with wild animals being able to roam around on golf courses:
“This is why I don’t drop my cigar on the green when I’m putting.”
“Just showing you the line.”
“Another reason not to lick your golf ball to clean it.”
“How am I supposed to putt with that going on Doug?”
“Can’t blame him. It’s the most luxurious ass scratching grass.”
