Did Joe Burrow really go from long, flowing locks of hair to a buzz cut?
The internet and all of its sleuths are currently trying to confirm the hair-cut-heard-round-the-world, and the evidence they’ve uncovered so far does seem to lean towards the truth being that Joe Burrow cut off his luscious locks. If these photos and videos are legit, Burrow’s crazed female fans are going to be absolutely devastated.
Joe Burrow’s buzz cut was first teased last week by his stylist, Kyle Smith. He shared an apparent text message exchange with someone in his phone named “Joe,” who shot over this simple text:
“I did it.”
one of the most fear-inducing texts you can receive as a stylist pic.twitter.com/70bAfYLo66
— kyle smith (@kyleforserious) July 10, 2024
That “I did it” is mysterious, but a lot of people think they already know what Burrow meant by it. Videos and photos of an individual that looks a whole lot like the Cincinnati Bengals quarterback sporting a fresh, tight buzz cut have been spread all across social media.
This one seems to be the most revealing, possibly showing Joey B walk in the background of a weightlifting session:
Buzz cut confirmed
Look who's in the background 🕵️♂️ #Bengals pic.twitter.com/3ni7mNP1qR— Joe Burrow Fan Club (@JoeyBClub) July 16, 2024
That strut, the height… that’s gotta be Joe Burrow, right?
Social media is rather comfortable about confirming the news, and have pointed to a couple of screenshots (one being from the video above) to prove that Burrow has left his long haired days behind. This is the second time this offseason that Joe’s hair has gone viral, and the only thing that fans can hope is this buzz cut saga is fake like the mullet picture that spread online back in May.
Joe Burrow buzzed his hair.
This dude is gonna go full psycho this season.
The NFL is terrified of buzz cut Burrow. pic.twitter.com/tvQPSPL9Sg
— The Nati King (@thenatiking) July 16, 2024
Is the NFL prepared for Buzz-Cut-Burrow?
The league might be, but I can assure you that fans of the Bengals QB are not. They are currently mourning the loss of Burrow’s beautiful hair, and who can blame them? Joe arguably had the best hair in the league, and now he’s opted to go without it. Hopefully it doesn’t turn out like Samson from the Bible…
Here’s how all of his fans are reacting:
— Cynthia Smith (@Cynthia37995838) July 16, 2024
Nooooo. The hair was so hot 😔
— h (@xoholly) July 16, 2024
not my american football guy also shaving his head 😭😭😭 https://t.co/g82SDsimwd
— carol⁷🌼 (@lovemvze) July 16, 2024
Lost any aura he had
— Caitlin Clark Enthusiast (@LuisGil2024) July 16, 2024
NO WAY
— Lesly (@leslyalopez) July 15, 2024
I felt a great disturbance in the force as if a million white girls cried out in terror https://t.co/Rk394ge4bg
— Kenny🇯🇵🇰🇷 (@24khucci) July 16, 2024
