Uh oh… time to cancel Harry Kane.
Minus the United States looking woefully nervous, scared and sloppy on their way to getting dog walked by Belgium, the World Cup has been nothing short of incredible. They looked like they could really do some damage in the later rounds after dominating Paraguay (who beat Germany, and only lost to England 1-0), winning the group stage, and defeating Bosnia-Herzegovina in the Round of 32, but they flat out just didn’t show up against Belgium. They needed to be at their best to beat Belgium (who hadn’t looked great yet), and they were at their worst.
But overall, I’ve loved every second of the World Cup and hate that they only have it every 4 years. Of course, one of the best aspects of the entire tournament is that everyone seems to be having a great time in the United States, which is pretty funny considering a whole lot of miserable dorks were worried about us hosting the tournament. That all looks pretty ridiculous with hindsight…
England is set to face Norway this afternoon in what will be a close match of arguably the world’s two best strikers… England’s Harry Kane and Norway’s Erling Haaland. Americans have fallen in love with Haaland and his blonde Viking aura, but roughly half of the country, especially on the right side of the aisle, might be fans of Harry Kane and the English squad now. Why? Because the elite footballer revealed that he golfed with President Trump last year.
Earlier this week, Trump said that he liked Harry Kane and that he had golfed with him in the past, and while none of these broken-brained, hyper-progressive leftists wanted to believe it, Harry himself confirmed it…. much to their horror.
Harry said:
“We played about 18 months ago. He invited me to play when I was down in Palm Beach. It was a pretty surreal experience just to meet him. His golf is pretty good to be honest with you – I hope I can play as well as him when I’m his age.”
And naturally, people are incredibly rationale about Kane golfing with a world leader…. NOT.
Of course, half the Trump-hating country, and the rest of the Trump-hating world, are losing their minds over it. Here’s just a brief look at people melting down on X:
And it goes on and on like that….
Of course, playing golf with an American President would be an honor for just about any international sports star, but because of the rampant TDS, this is a cancelable offense. Touch grass people… like Harry.
All that said, still rooting for Norway tonight… give me that hilarious, Viking freak of a human any day of the week. Erling can’t be stopped.
