Women Across The Country Are Heartbroken To Learn That Jalen Hurts Is Now A Married Man: “Why Would He Do That To Me?”

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Sorry, ladies…

NFL superstar, Philadelphia Eagles quartberack and reigning Super Bowl MVP Jalen Hurts announced via Men’sHealth Mag today that he is officially a married man, and let’s just say, women all over the country are devastated. Jalen has long been a fan-favorite with the ladies for his obvious good looks, but he’s been in a relationship with Bry Burrows for a while now.

While they kept it mostly out of the spotlight, Jalen told Men’sHealth that they can “call her my wife” by the time the interview would come out, and the article talked about a sweet pink post-it note Hurts brought to the interview from his wife that read:

“You are exactly where you are supposed to be. I love you. Follow God! I follow you.”

The couple initially announced their engagement in an Essence feature last fall, and they looked picture-perfect in engagement photos from 2024:

But as you can imagine, women on X were stunned, maybe a little sad (and very delusional, but I’ll let it slide here because I understand) to learn the news that Hurts is now officially off the market…

Hey, at least we can still look… a huge congratulations to the happy couple, and Jalen in particular who managed to score two big, very important rings this year.

You can watch part of his feature here:

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