Miller Lite Fluorescent Light Covers Might Be The Facebook Marketplace Find Of The Century

Mary Claire Crabtree·
CULTURE
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Miller Lite Lights

I need these Biblically.

We’ve seen Miller Lite buckets, neon signs, and yard signs, but have you ever seen a Miller Lite fluorescent light cover? Now you have.

Facebook Marketplace really proves that one man’s trash is another’s treasure. While I personally use Facebook Marketplace to find some good deals on furniture or home decor, there is a whole sector of Facebook Marketplace where I like to roam for novelty items. It’s fun to see what items could be added to a shop or beer-drinking garage, and boy, have I found some good items, like a Miller Lite vintage lamp.

But even when I feel like my Facebook Marketplace finding skills are at a high, someone on the internet finds something better. These viral Facebook Marketplace finds have led us to see a “vintage” Tesla Cybertruck, a double-wide jon boat, and a truck with the bed converted into a pool table.

All of these gems were listed at a reasonable price.

Now, I have found something else to add to your beer cave wish list. A social media user found fluorescent light covers, but these are not your everyday office light covers; they are Miller Lite-themed covers. The light covers dip out of the socket, revealing a beautiful sculpture of a Miller Lite can propped up on ice. It’s a life imitates art moment.

I’m sure you are all thinking about how much damage a glorious find like this will do to your bank account, but it’s a shockingly reasonable price to take home two of these bad boys. They will run you $150.

TALK ABOUT A STEAL.

After scouring Marketplace, I found that these beauties have sadly been sold and were located in Ashippun, Wisconsin. Of course, they would be found in beer and cheese country. The man who processed these beauties had four of them in his basement—four of these bad boys for $150. Based on the viral post of the items, I thought you’d be getting two, but FOUR. God, I love our nation. 

It’s sad that they have sold, but what a blessing to know this wasn’t an AI-generated image. These stunning light covers are now adding class to another home.  I, along with the rest of the internet, would love to know where this man initially purchased these.

Check out some of the reactions to this gem of a Marketplace find.

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