Steph Curry & A Surprising Number Of Team USA Basketball Players Can’t Spin The Ball On Their Finger

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Anyone who’s good enough at basketball to play it for a living — never mind the select few who get to represented Team USA at the Summer Olympics — should have a particular set of skills. Or so I thought until now.

Seemingly anyone I grew up with who could really hoop was capable of spinning a basketball on their finger in perpetuity. Turns out, that’s an elusive trick for even the best players on the planet.

Look no further than Steph Curry. The Golden State Warriors legend is arguably the best ball-handler and inarguably the best shooter in NBA history. That combination allows him to create shots off the dribble at will, from any range, and makes him almost unguardable.

But Steph can’t do the spin trick!

This specialized talent must not be a frequent discussion in NBA circles, because even Anthony Davis’ ex-teammate Jrue Holiday didn’t think he could spin it, only to see AD do it without any issue. The guys who struggled most were Steph and even LeBron James. It made me feel a little less stupid when Kevin Durant, perhaps the best ball spinner of the bunch along with Jrue and Devin Booker, believed at first that everyone on the squad could do it.

I love how Miami Heat star Bam Adebayo finds out that Pacers guard Tyrese Haliburton can’t spin it for more than two seconds, and then says, “Oh that’s Gen Z.” As if they’re not only two years apart in age. Well played, Bam.

Poor Joel Embiid struggles enough to stay healthy all the time. Now that he’s finally fit enough and has reached the peak of his immense ability to where he can play on Team USA, he’ll just keep catching grief for his inability to spin. Embiid didn’t even want to attempt to do it on camera.

Steph at least gave it a shot despite how nervous he admitted to being, only to slam the ball on the ground and storm off the set. He’s probably one of the hardest superstars to hate on in the modern era across any sport, and to be honest, Steph has become so much more relatable through this failed stunt. His shooting ability is straight-up extraterrestrial; his lack of know-how on spinning the rock on his finger shows signs that he is of this Earth.

A lot of Basketball Twitter is quite stunned as well by the revelation that Steph can’t spin.

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