Zach Wilson can’t catch a break.
And during his tenure with the New York Jets, he wasn’t all that great at throwing either. So Wilson gathered his things and took his talents to the Denver Broncos, where quarterbacks go to… hike. We’ll just say they go there to hike.
The 24-year-old QB now looks for a fresh start out west, and what better way to get a kickstart on that than to break out a new haircut? Apparently today was picture day in Broncos country, and it didn’t take very long for Zach Wilson’s new, long locks to spread across the internet.
New look in Denver for @ZachWilson pic.twitter.com/fwZGOPXaZ1
— NFL (@NFL) June 25, 2024
Not a bad look for the young man.
At least that’s what you would initially think when you see the picture. If you dive into the deep, dark comment and reply sections of the internet, you’d see that most of everyone online are making jokes at the expense of Zach Wilson – and his hair.
I personally hope that he has a little bit of a redemption arc out in Denver, and a good first step to doing that would be to NOT look at all of the memes that are circulating on social media about his new hair style:
Zach Wilson’s new hairstyle makes him look like he’s playing Brock Osweiler in a new Disney Channel movie that absolutely nobody asked for pic.twitter.com/cDZdfMjqmC
— Joe Beldner (@JoeBeldner) June 25, 2024
Zach Wilson slowly transforming for his future job as a finance bro
— Tyler_FF_ (@Tyler_FF_) June 25, 2024
This is not the Zach Wilson you getting. You Zac Efron from High School Musical (football version) 😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/vRI5aauXPi
— Bestman 🅿️😬 (@Pierthebestman) June 25, 2024
That’s the Denver “I drive a Subaru” hairstyle
— Brian Cromwell (@brian_cromwell) June 25, 2024
Now here’s a guy that listens to a lot of Creed pic.twitter.com/KbTlHxD2Ji
— Chuck Bass (@ChuckFBass) June 25, 2024
Bad day to be a mom in Denver https://t.co/mDFs3YppSj
— Seth Berger (@sethberger24) June 25, 2024
Hide ya moms… gotta throw the mom joke in there at the end.
