“All He Can Think About Is Getting Himself Home” – The Internet Had Jokes After Chris Young’s Arrest At A Nashville Bar

Chris Young mugshot country music

Aw naw…

Chris Young was arrested last night in Nashville after an altercation with agents from the Alcoholic Beverage Commission who were conducting compliance checks on the bars in midtown.

According to the arrest affidavit, Young was at Tin Roof on Demonbreun Street in midtown when agents were completing a compliance check.

“When we walked into the bar, a man sitting at the bar, later found to be Mr. Young, had his ID in his hand above his head.”

After finishing up, Young reportedly began following the agents around and asking questions while recording them.

They then moved to the nearby Dawg House, where Young and his group followed them and the situation turned hostile.

The affidavit says that Young began talking to patrons and the bartender at the Dawg House before stopping officers from leaving once they had finished up.

Young reportedly “struck” one of the officers on the shoulder, and it took two officers to physically detain the country singer.

“While walking out the door Mr. Young put his hands out to stop me from leaving the bar and struck me on the shoulder. I then pushed Mr. Young to create distance since I had no idea of who Mr. Young was or what he had.”

The report indicates that his eyes were bloodshot and watery, and his speech was slurred during the incident.

Young was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct, assaulting an officer and resisting arrest. He has since been released from custody.

And after news of his arrest began to spread, the internet brought the jokes.

“He shoulda been halfway home but aw naw”

“He should have been listening to the Voices!”

“Grandad said you can have a few but don’t ever cross that line, Chris.”

“All he can think about is getting himself home”

“Damn good thing he has some famous friends”

“When he getting bailed out? Tomorrow?”

“He likes neon too much I guess”

“You could say…this probably isn’t the man he wants to be”

The internet is undefeated.

A beer bottle on a dock



A beer bottle on a dock