Another year around the sun.
Happy Birthday to the one and only Koe Wetzel. While many things could be said for the iconic Texas country music artist, he and his crew could have a reality TV show outside of his phenomenal music.
The non-music-related content they put out is beyond entertaining.
So in honor of Koe’s Birthday, I thought it would be fun to revisit some of my favorite unhinged and hilarious moments.
Let the chaos begin…
10. “Boats & Hoes” Featuring Casey Donahew
A new moment for Koe occurred during Casey Donahew’s Boots on the Beach festival. The reenactment of the Stepbrothers song is beyond hilarious. While Casey is singing the absurd lyrics, Koe is just vibing, ready to jump back in with the chorus.
@caseydonahew “I’ve been called the songbird of my generation.” @Koe Wetzel #stepbrothers2 ♬ original sound – Casey Donahew
9. Chanting “We Want Some P***y” while shirtless and in muck boots
I mean, the outfit explains it all here…no shirt, jorts, Bass Pro Shop Hat, and camo muck boots. It’s incredible.
“F**k off, and have a nice day.”
@smithaus10 He still said what he was thinking #humpday #koewetzel #crawfishfestival #concert #koe @koe_wetzel ♬ original sound – user4502011330426
8. Pre-show hype-up song and dance
Nothing gets you in the mood to face a crowd like a little self-made hype song with dance.
“I could have been Michael Jackson before Michael Jackson was Michael Jackson.”
The moves are there?
@koe_wetzelShots!♬ April Showers – Koe Wetzel
7. Dorito Guitar Pick
Maybe a Cool Ranch Dorito would have more durability?
@koe_wetzel It’s not possible ): #doritos #namethatsong #fyp ♬ original sound – Koe Wetzel
6. Koe playing hardball
We all know these guys like to cut loose. This video of Koe putting a little twang on his “serious” speech to the bus about needing to work hard leaves the crew perplexed.
The ending… gold.
@koe_wetzel New bus, new rules. #bus #bar #hardwork #fyp ♬ original sound – Koe Wetzel
Honorable mention follow-up to that video. Is your boss this cool?
@koe_wetzel Anyone have a boss this cool?💀 #shots #with #koewetzel #fyp ♬ Creeps – Koe Wetzel
5. Tour Pukes
Highly suggest skipping this one if you have a weak stomach. Probably one of the most chaotic out-of-context videos out there.
@koe_wetzel Sick sons of bitches… #koewetzel #fyp #foryou ♬ original sound – Koe Wetzel
4. Death Row Final Meal
“Waffle House, a b*tch smoking a cig, scramblin’ my eggs….let’s roll.”
@koe_wetzelFinal Meal♬ April Showers – Koe Wetzel
3. Throwback to a little classic karaoke
How do you not love a classical music moment with Ella Fitzgerald’s “Ev’ry Time We Say Goodbye.” The video is so serene and peaceful as it leads into a concert recap clip.
Immaculate vibes.
@dremun 2018 I think? Manhattan Kansas. #koewetzel #koewetzelandthekonvicts #tour #fyp #foryourpage #tiktok ♬ original sound – Dremun
2. “Send Me On My Way” by Rusted Root
The caption sums this up perfectly.
“Does anyone know what tf he says here??”
Koe nailed it.
@koe_wetzel Does anyone know what tf he says here?? #matilda #rustedroot #closeenough #fyp ♬ Send Me on My Way – Rusted Root
Last but not least…..
1. Three Chords and the Truth
There is a lot of truth in Koe’s songs, from “YellaBush Road,” “Taco Bell,” and “Cabo.” You never know what you’ll get, but you know there will always be truth to it.
“All I need is three chords and the truth.”
@koe_wetzel 3 chords and the truth🙏🕊 #music #show #production #fyp ♬ original sound – Koe Wetzel
Happy Birthday, Koe. Cheers to another year filled with wild shows, great music, and memorable TikToks.
I think you should also really consider the reality TV idea too…could make a killing.
Day drinking starts now.
