What in the damn hell…
If you haven’t figured it out by now, I think it’s safe to say that Johnny Depp is a unique character.
Hell, you could’ve figured that out just by watching the Depp/Amber Heard trial for five minutes, everything about the whole trial was clinically insane.
It was everything from pictures of dogshit on Johnny’s side of the bed, him saying he’d fuck Heard’s “burnt corpse,” a doorman ripping a vape while taking the stand online, and Heard’s therapist acting like he was tweaking out on meth.
But, just incase that wasn’t wild enough for you, just listen to this one.
Depp’s ex-girlfriend Kate Moss recalled one of the wildest diamond necklace reveals I’ve ever heard in my life to People, and it was from no other than Johnny himself.
Story has it, Moss showed up for the 1995 CFDA Fashion Awards, rocking a diamond necklace that was given to her by Depp.
However, how Depp gave it to her is the real story…
“And that diamond necklace Johnny gave me, they were the first diamonds I ever owned. He pulled them out of the crack of his ass.”
She said he told her he had something stuck between his ass cheeks, and asked her to look and see:
“We were going out for dinner and he said, ‘I have something in my bum. Can you have a look?’
I put my hand down his trousers and I pulled out a diamond necklace. That diamond necklace.”
Hollyweird, man… just a part of it, I guess.
I guess you can say that’s a power move… but I hope she washed her hands and the necklace… I mean, you were headed out to dinner with ass diamonds on your neck.
So if you just so happened to be at that awards ceremony and it smelled like somebody had just ripped ass, just no it was the necklace sitting around Moss’s neck.
Listen to her explain it herself: