Oh God, here we go…
I remember watching Garth Brooks’ documentary on Netflix, and whenever the camera was on him, it was the biggest cheeseball, overdramatic responses I’ve ever heard in my life.
Seriously, it was like he was taking his last breath every time he said a word.
Maybe it was because I had his whole “I like that” Facebook introduction in the back of my mind when I began watching, so every time he spoke my whole body tensed up every time he opened his mouth.
With that being said, ol’ Graveyard Garth is the perfect fit for a narration position…
According to Billboard, the famed country singer will be the executive producer and narrator for America’s National Parks, a five-part National Geography documentary series.
I mean, in reality, it truly is the perfect fit. There’s nothing Garth likes more than hearing the dramatic sound of his own voice, and burying bodies, so narrating a NatGeo nature special with some mountain lion ripping the the throats out of elk should be right up his alley.
Not to mention, the avalanche of emotion that’s gonna well up in Garth the second he starts talking about the majestic American Bison.
I can hear it now:
“The bison. Grace. Strength. Extinctionnnn *Deep breath*
There’s beauty in the majesty of this enormous creature, as it reminds me of my beautiful fans that drop a load of money to come watch me play, but I’m still not streaming my music *Tears up*.”
Watch some cool animals and laugh my ass off at Garth Brooks, sounds like a helluva night to me.
The five parks featured on the documentary include the Grand Canyon (Dropping August 29th), Yosemite (August 30), Big Bend (August 31), Badlands (September 1st), and Hawai’i Volcanos (September 2nd).
On top of that, the series will begin streaming on Disney+ August 31st.
Every episode will begin with a message from Jill Biden, the wife of President Joe Biden, where she’ll talk about the integral part America’s National Parks play in American history, while also reminding current service members and Gold Star families of their free admission to national parks.
“Grizzly bear mauling a baby deer… I like that.”
Why Are People Constantly Asking Garth Brooks Where He’s Hiding The Bodies?
You may have noticed that ALL of Garth Brooks’ social media posts, especially on Instagram, are littered with comments asking him a rather peculiar question:
“Where are the bodies Garth?”
Just a quick Twitter search and you’ll find hundreds and hundreds of comments like this:
Do these fans know something we don’t? Is there some sort of conspiracy being uncovered right in front of our very eyes? Is Garth Brooks actually a serial killer with approximately 200-300 bodies buried somewhere on his property?
Or… is this just a hilarious internet joke (yes) from two professional comedians (Tom Segura and his wife Christina Pazsitzky) that caught fire and now Garth’s comments have officially been hijacked in the funnest possible way? (yes, again)
Let’s investigate.
It all started back in October of 2018 when Garth announced his Stadium Tour, the one that he wanted to call The Big-Ass Stadium Tour. He announced the Big-Ass Stadium Tour with that bizarre-ass video about “getting physical playing music” and how much he “likes that.”
If you don’t remember, here’s a refresher…
Oh, and you’re welcome… this video will bring you hours and hours of enjoyment.
That video prompted this reaction from Tom and Christina:
They talked about it more in-depth on an episode of their “Your Mom’s House Podcast,” with Tom coming to the conclusion that Garth has to be a serial killer with bodies buried all over his yard… and then the rest was history.
Garth Brooks, the great and powerful Garth Brooks, Country Music Hall of Famer, one of the greatest live acts in country music history, selling out professional football stadium after professional football stadium, had his entire comment section on Instagram and Twitter hijacked by the rabid following of two hilarious comedians… and I absolutely LOVE it.
The best part? I’m still not even sure if Garth and his team understand what is going because they don’t delete any of the comments.
I mean, it’s been going on for YEARS. Literally, go to Garth Brooks most recent Instagram post, all the way up in 2022 and you’ll find it just littered with trolling comments about dead bodies (and freeing Tom), among others.
Here’s the clip that started it all.
And you can’t forget this one, Garth’s first ever Instagram post.
Where are the bodies Garth?
Please, these families need closure…
