My God, this lady has to be First Team All-Karen.
Not only is she completely delusional, totally unhinged, and utterly wrong about the situation… she has some of the most original insults I’ve ever heard in a Karen freakout. I mean, she completely eviscerates this extremely patient dude with zinger after zinger, calling into question his manhood and even HE is entertained by the whole ordeal.
I can’t even begin to imagine what she’s buying at Home Depot, but let’s set the scene real quick before we continue on.
Long story short, Karen parked like a cockeyed bozo, and then freaked out on this dude because he had a big Jeep. Was he completely between the lines? Yes. Was Karen parked on the line? Yes. Did it matter to her? Not at all.
Roll the tape.
Fantastic. Just fantastic. Easily a Top 5 Karen moment of 2020 and there has been A LOT of them.
I mean, just listen to these zingers here:
“Look, you little shit… you fucking old bitch. Driving a car like that, asshole.”
“You’re not happy, man… you’re an old fart.”
“You’re too old to be driving a car like that, it’s too big for you. Pecker. You look and you drive like it, you little tiny pecker.”
“That is your dick isn’t it? You’re proud of your old fucking dick but it’s your car.”
“You can’t get it up, Viagra my ass.”
“Go on man cuz I’ll take you down you son of a bitch, any time… park that shit correctly.”
Heater after heater after heater.
And then, after all that shit about her daughter getting into the car, they both walk into the store. And we’re all left scratching our heads…
And speaking of First Team All-Karen, she’s right up there with Zombie Karen.
