Got quite an education out on the road.
It’s no secret that the ladies are very fond of Riley Green, who is absolutely no stranger to having bras thrown at him and I don’t know how some of you afford that, but I digress…
Apparently, it got to be such a high volume that his road crew now has a big bin full of bras to eventually be donated, and Riley pointed out that he had no idea how expensive they were so that seemed like right right thing to do. I mean, I guess it’s better than throwing them away because like I said, they certainly are not cheap:
“We were putting them in a big bin, and we were gonna donate them to wherever you donate bras to, I guess. Because what I learned, there was there was like people commenting saying that they were really expensive. I didn’t know that.”
But it sounds like Riley’s learned a lot from that, in addition to the extensions he’s seen flying during a few fights, and he joked in a recent interview with CMT that he doesn’t actually want anyone to throw anything onstage at all:
“I don’t want anybody to throw anything onstage. No. Don’t throw anything… no fights. Yeah, I’ve seen a lot of extensions go missing. And then they go to put them back in, they’ve got the wrong girl’s hair when they’re putting it back in. It’s a whole thing… we don’t have a lot of fights.”
But of course, with things like sticky boobs getting chucked at him, which Riley says he’s only “falling for once,” he’s learned quickly about everything it takes for the girls to pull of their perfect concert-ready looks, joking that he’s now qualified to “work at Ulta” because of it:
“Well, I’m learning. I’m learning on the road. It’s like I can work at Ulta now. I know what Ulta is, see. Yeah. I know all about it.”
Honestly, that’s pretty impressive… the fact that he even knows what Ulta is means he’s really got this newfound information down pat, but hopefully that doesn’t mean mascara and fake eyelashes are coming at him next, because we all know how expensive those trips to Ulta are and that’s where I draw the line with what items we can really recover from.
Something tells me if he didn’t somehow end up in an Ulta, though, he’d sell a TON of product:
@cmt “It’s like I can work at #Ulta now.” 🤣 #rileygreen #cmtHot20 ♬ original sound – CMT
And if you want to see Riley on the road next year, he recently announced his extensive Cowboy As It Gets 2026 tour dates, though I’d highly recommend you keep your bra on if you intend to check out a show…
Cowboy As It Gets 2026 Tour Dates:
April 16th, 2026 – Southaven, MS – Landers Center#~$
April 17th, 2026 – Louisville, KY – KFC Yum! Center#~$ *ON SALE 10/3
April 18th, 2026 – Nashville, TN – Bridgestone Arena#~$
May 7th, 2026 – Charlotte, NC – PNC Music Pavilion#~•
May 8th, 2026 – Alpharetta, GA – Ameris Bank Amphitheatre#~•
June 18th, 2026 – Holmdel, NJ – PNC Bank Arts Center#~•
June 19th, 2026 – Saratoga Springs, NY – Saratoga Performing Arts Center#~•
June 20th, 2026 – Wantagh, NY – Northwell at Jones Beach Theater#~•
June 25th, 2026 – Noblesville, IN – Ruoff Music Center#$*
June 26th, 2026 – Burgettstown, PA – The Pavilion at Star Lake#$*
July 16th, 2026 – Green Bay, WI – Resch Center#~•
July 23rd, 2026 – Salt Lake City, UT – Utah First Credit Union Amphitheatre#~•
August 6th, 2026 – Darien Center, NY – Darien Lake Amphitheater#/•
August 7th, 2026 – Cuyahoga Falls, OH – Blossom Music Center#/•
August 8th, 2026 – Bristow, VA – Jiffy Lube Live#/•
August 13th, 2026 – Camden, NJ – Freedom Mortgage Pavilion#/•
August 14th, 2026 – Hartford, CT – The XFINITY Theatre#/•
August 15th, 2026 – Bangor, ME – Maine Savings Amphitheatre#/•
August 21st, 2026 – Sioux Falls, SD – Denny Sanford#$*^
August 22nd, 2026 – Grand Forks, ND – Ralph Engelstad Arena#$*^
#Justin Moore
~Drake White
$Mackenzie Carpenter
•Hannah McFarland
*Adam Hood
/Zach John King
