Is Luke Bryan in the pockets of the “Big Corn Maze” industry?
That’s really the only logical explanation considering states all across the country decided to theme their corn mazes as “Luke Bryan” this year. Don’t get me wrong… I love a good corn maze. There’s nothing like burning a Saturday paying someone to get lost in crops. But 30? Seems a bit excessive, eh?
The Maize.com didn’t help to clear up the why. They instead just proudly posted about the shocking number of Luke Bryan corn designs all across the country:
“Ready to get lost in the Country Music Corn Maze nearest you? More than 30 farms across the U.S. are proud to honor country music icon Luke Bryan in their mazes this year and invite you to come get lost, while finding fun!”
It’s not 100% clear from that little description, but I think it’s safe to say that it has something to do with Luke’s annual Farm Tour.
Here are some of the locations where you’ll find the puzzling Luke Bryan mazes, which apparently also feature Luke Bryan trivia within them to help corn maze goers find their way throughout the maze:
Still with me? I know that was a lot of Luke Bryan corn mazes to scroll through. As you can see, the location of these country music corn designs stretch from Florida all the way to Utah, and there are even two in Canada (Ontario and British Columbia).
It’s safe to say that Luke Bryan has really monopolized the corn maze design industry. And to close, I’ll leave you with the satirical headline that I was workshopping for a bit before I decided to go with the interrogative one that’s actually attached to the story:
“Middle-Aged Life Form Leaves Over 30 Crop Circle Designs Dedicated To Himself All Across The Continental United States”
