Community Note Confirms That Sydney Sweeney’s Boobs Are, In Fact, “Big,” Despite Asinine Claims To The Contrary

Sydney Sweeney
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In the internet age of constant internet misinformation, it’s more important than ever to stand for truth. In a time when clicks reign supreme, truth is subjective, free speech comes at a premium, and journalistic integrity is damn near extinct, it is incumbent upon us to continue to fight for what is right. To continue to tell the truth, no matter how uncomfortable or unpopular it is.

And thankfully, we have Elon Musk’s X out here fighting that good fight as well.

X, formally called Twitter, has been a cesspool of misinformation, confusion and chaos for the better part of the past decade, but X’s Community Notes are doing their part to rein in the lies and return to the digital public forum to a place where truth prevails, and freedom rings.

A place rid of these disgusting lies from Slate.com, who recently published an article titled:

“It’s need to be said: Sydney Sweeney’s boob are not that big.”

With the subheading:

“If anything, they’re kind of average.”

Average? AVERAGE? It’s a shame that this is what it has come to… Anything for click these days, no matter how ludicrous the take. Sports media, music media, political and pop culture media… let’s just spew out the craziest, most outlandish “hot takes” we can drum up in our empty minds, even if we know we’re wrong, just to stack up a few pennies from some outrage clicks and live to see another day in this soul-sucking internet landscape.

Well, not today Slatan…

X hit them with a readers added context community note, but it wasn’t so much as added context, it was a pure rebuttal. A statement of fact.

“Yes they are.”

X out here doing the Lord’s work, y’all… and God bless them for it.

But what is a community note without evidence? That’s right people, around here, we back up our claims of fact with substantial evidence to support our conclusions. So without further ado, I present to you the anything but “average” Miss Sydney Sweeney… incontrovertible, unassailable, demonstrative proof that Slate.com is categorically wrong.

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