A Golden State Warriors Fan Almost Broke His Neck Looking At Boobs While Ignoring Steph Curry’s Golf Celebration

Steph Curry
ESPN

Priorities, right?

Judging by this guy’s seats, he’s probably been to a lot of Golden State Warriors games. Which means that seeing Steph Curry in action probably doesn’t bring the same excitement that it did the first few games.

I mean sure, he’s a ten-time NBA All-Star and a two-time MVP, along with being one of the most prolific three-point shooters in NBA history, but after you’ve seen him just draining threes for a couple years while sitting courtside at the Chase Center, some of the newness wears off and you probably don’t feel the same excitement as you did the first time you saw him.

But boobs? Apparently for this guy the excitement of boobs never wears.

During last night’s game against the Milwaukee Bucks, Curry hit a three during the first quarter and then broke out a golf swing celebration that had Warriors fans going wild.

Well, most of them. For one guy sitting courtside, he missed it because he was too busy turning around to admire the sights behind him.

Caught in 4k. Not really subtle about it, eh?

Now, just to be clear, we don’t know for sure that the guy was nearly breaking his neck turning around to look at the rack that was 6 inches from his face. Maybe he was just looking for his buddy who had gone to get some beers and just happened to get a faceful of cleavage in the process.

But it sure looks like my guy was more interested in the sights in the stands than Curry’s celebration on the court.

Bold move with your kids sitting right beside you but hey, respect the dedication to the game (the boob game, not the actual game obviously).

Since the photo went viral, Outkick was able to identify the woman as a California escort named Katherine Taylor, who reportedly charges $900 per hour for a “date.”

She even gives us more info on her bust on her website (which I visited purely for work-related reasons).

“DD Baby… Enhanced of course to match my athletic physique. My doctor graduated top of his class at Harvard and did an amazing job! Always happy to give the ladies a referral.”

Taylor also tweeted about the experience (though her account has since been deleted), calling it the “best date of her life.”

I think the guy in front of her would have to agree.

A beer bottle on a dock

STAY ENTERTAINED

A RIFF ON WHAT COUNTRY IS REALLY ABOUT

A beer bottle on a dock