The Internet Is Convinced That John Kerry Farted While Talking About Climate Change & The Reactions Are Hilarious

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What was that you were saying about emissions?

John Kerry, the former presidential candidate and Secretary of State who now serves as the “United States Special Presidential Envoy for Climate” whatever that is, is currently at the United Nations Climate Change Conference, COP28, in Dubai in the United Arab Emirates.

Now, I know what you’re thinking: Does it really make sense for all of these people to take private jets halfway around the world to talk about climate change?

But that’s not what we’re here to discuss, because something much more important happened during the summit’s activities.

The internet is convinced that John Kerry farted.

A video going around on Twitter/X shows Kerry speaking as part of a panel on…something climate related.

And as he was talking about the need to end coal-fired power plants, which he claims are “killing people on a daily basis,” there’s an audible flatulence sound:

The woman beside him also turns her head away right after the squeaker, which has the internet convinced that Kerry let out some emissions of his own while on stage:

I’ve never flown on a private jet, but maybe the food didn’t sit well with Kerry as he was jetting off to talk about how we need to shut down coal power plants, eat bugs and drive electric cars to save the planet?

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