Fan Ejected From College Football Game For Wearing Inflatable Penis Costume

Sam Houston State college football inflatable penis
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What a d*ck move…

Halloween’s right around the corner, and one college football fan decided to get into the spirit of spooky season a little early with a ballsy costume at last night’s game between Sam Houston State and UTEP in Huntsville, Texas.

The fan showed up to Elliott T. Bowers Stadium, home of the Sam Houston State University Bearkats, wearing a giant inflatable penis costume. Had to be hard getting that one through security…

And while those around him seemed to get a kick out of the cocky costume, apparently the university wasn’t as amused by the package.

Video shows the man in the costume being escorted out of the stadium, and a statement to TMZ from the university explains that the fan was given the chance to remove the costume before being prematurely evacuated:

“It is our understanding that stadium staff worked with CSC, the contracted security service, to give the individual the option to take the costume off or leave the stadium.”

And while security may not have been as aroused by the costume, folks over on Twitter got plenty of laughs out of it:

Now I’m not saying it was a mistake to kick this guy out, but Sam Houston State did blow their lead after being up 21-10 at the time, ultimately falling to UTEP 37-34 to remain winless on the season.

Maybe they’ll think twice next time before jerking this guy out.

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