A Kentucky Man Shot His Roommate In The Butt Because He Ate The Last Hot Pocket

Hot Pockets

I mean…I know Hot Pockets are delicious after a night of drinking when you’re looking for something that’s absolute dogsh*t to soak up all the alcohol.

But are they really worth catching a felony over?

Well apparently they were for one Kentucky man, who allegedly shot his roommate during an argument over the frozen snack.

According to the Louisville Metro Police Department, 64-year old Clifton Williams was angered that his roommate had eaten their last Hot Pocket. Williams started throwing tiles at the man, who tried to leave and let his roommate cool off.

But Williams then went back inside and got a gun, shooting his roommate in the butt before he could leave. (Is it too soon for a “Shot Pockets” joke?)

The roommate was able to call for help after getting a few blocks away, and was treated for non-life threatening injuries at the University of Louisville hospital.

As for Williams, he was taken to jail and charged with assault (more like ass-ault, am I right?) and his bond was set at $7,500. He was also ordered not to have any contact with the victim.

Honestly though, I’m not sure what would be more painful: Getting shot in the a*s, or burning your mouth when the molten-hot filling squeezes out as you take your first bite.

I guess we can ask the roommate because now, he’s experienced both.

The only other answer we need now: What flavor Hot Pocket was it?

A beer bottle on a dock



A beer bottle on a dock