Boston Marathon Runner Caught Taking A Sh*t In Someone’s Yard In The Middle Of Race

Boston Marathon

Man, why are people so weird nowadays?

I’ve seen so many absurd headlines over the past few years, that I don’t even have to give it a double take anymore. I’ve just come to expect it.

And for today’s wild headline?

I’m talking about a marathon runner who decided to pop a squat in the middle of someone’s backyard.

It all went down at the annual Boston Marathon, as a staggering 20,000 runners make the 26.2 mile journey across the city.

In some ways, I can sympathize with this person.

What do you do when you’re in the middle of a marathon, probably with 10 plus more miles to go and no restroom in sight and the deuce hits you?

That has to be a helpless feeling. Its hit me before in the middle of the golf course when there are no restrooms in sight, and I feel like this is WAY worse.

But c’mon, you’re gonna look a little sketchy when you get out of line and run straight to someone’s yard.

As you can see in the video, somebody walks around the corner to check on the person, probably making sure they aren’t either dying, trying to cheat, or about to break into a house.

I can’t imagine the shock on that person’s face when they turned the corner.

Honestly, this is just tough luck for this runner, and a complete lose-lose situation.

And to make matters even worse, it was all caught on video for the world to see.

A beer bottle on a dock



A beer bottle on a dock