We’ve all had some rough nights (or days) while out drinking with some buddies.
You know, those kind of nights where you wake up the next morning with your head hanging over the toilet, and you have no clue where in the hell you’re at.
Every now and then, the alcohol will whoop ya.
But this guy right here?
He didn’t just get whooped by the alcohol, he got rode hard and put away wet.
Lets take a little trip to Milwaukee, home of the Brewers, for their first home game of the season.
When you have a name like the “Brewers,” I feel like it’s an obligation for every fan in that stadium to have at least a beer in the name of team spirit. But my guy here didn’t simply have a beer, he may have drank a case worth.
Video footage has gone viral of this dude whipping it out, and taking a leak right there in front of everybody in the concourse of American Family Field.
We’re talking elderly folks to children…
That’s a felony, my guy.
Of course, he was probably seeing in zig zags, and his one last functioning brain cell probably told him that the concrete he was standing on was actually a horse trough.
Needless to say, I can imagine this dude woke up this morning regretting every decision he’s ever made in his life (and even more so once I hit publish).
But hey, at least the Brewers skunked the Mets yesterday 10-0. Call it a victory piss, if you will.
The alternate angle: