Going hard on and off the field.
There’s something endearing about watching champion athletes get absolutely obliterated.
We’re talking about world-class athletes in peak physical condition, with top notch fitness and diet plans, just pumping their bodies with booze for a week straight (maybe more) in celebration of achieving the ultimate goal… after busting their asses all season.
I mean, remember Tampa Tommy getting rip shit drunk on avocado tequila after the Buccaneers won the Super Bowl a couple years back?
Tom Brady, who doesn’t have an ounce of sugar, caffeine, red meat, alcohol, gluten, or dairy, basically getting carried out of the parade, drunk off his arse… it just makes these athletes look like the rest of us… and I love it.
Hell, Patrick Mahomes was so drunk yesterday he nearly gave the Lombardi Trophy away to a fan.
But I don’t know if I’ve ever seen anything like this…
Chiefs CB Jaylen Watson was toasted they had to bust out the wheelchair to wheel his ass home after the parade.
He shared the photo to Twitter with the hilarious caption:
“Chiefs Kingdom! Y’all were responsible for this. YOU GOTTA FIGHT, FOR YOUR RIGHT.”
Few too many… gotta love it.
And he wasn’t alone:
YOU GOTTA FIGHT…
Cue up the Beastie Boys:
