ABC Executive Officially Invites Tom Brady To Be On ‘The Bachelor’

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Okay, no shot, right?

Tom Brady announced his retirement earlier today after the greatest career in NFL history.

The past year was quite disappointing for the sports legend, as the Buccaneers barely squeaked into the playoffs with a losing record then got blown out by the Dallas Cowboys in the first round.

But it wasn’t just on the field that didn’t turn out quite as planned.

He went through a public divorce from longtime wife Gisele Bundchen which couldn’t have helped his performance, and now rumors are flying that he’s dating 26-year-old Slovakian model, Veronika Rajek.

At the end of last season, Fox offered him a massive contract to become a lead analyst for the network, but now another offer has been made to Tom, this one a bit more out there…

Robert Mills is the Executive Vice President of Unscripted and Alternative Entertainment for ABC, and today he made an offer to Tom to join one of the most popular reality TV series of all-time

The Bachelor.

Okay, like I said, no shot right?

No way he goes from being the practically undisputed NFL GOAT to a guy in a rented tux competing with 30 other dudes for a girl? Surely he’s not hurting that badly in the lonely department…

I guess time will tell, but I’ll just say I hope this doesn’t happen.

I really, really, really, hope it doesn’t happen.

Because my fiancée makes me watch this show with her and I don’t know if I can stand watching Tom Brady flirt every Tuesday after watching him dominate my Pittsburgh Steelers for my entire life.

I don’t think I could suffer through…

Dancing With The Stars on the other hand, maybe…

Here’s the video he posted to social media announcing his retirement.

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