The Internet Trolls Tom Brady For Picking Football Over Former Wife Gisele

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I think just about everybody was shocked to see the Dallas Cowboys throttle Tom Brady and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers last night, 31-14.

I mean c’mon, the odds were stacked against the ‘Boys. Dallas had never beaten Tom Brady since he joined the NFL 23 seasons ago, and on top of that, they hadn’t won a road playoff game since 1993.

And considering Dallas’ brutal track-record in the playoffs in the 2000s, things were looking bleak. And as a Cowboys fan myself, I was fully prepared to lose on a heartbreaker to arguably the most clutch quarterback the NFL has ever seen.

However, Dallas stayed relentless the whole game, as quarterback Dak Prescott had probably the best game of his career, throwing four touchdown passes and running for another touchdown himself.

And unfortunately for Brady, this might be his last NFL game ever, and Dak may have sent him riding off into the sunset.

But hey, at least he has a smokin’ hot wife to go home to, right?

Unfortunately, no.

Incase you’ve been living under a rock, Brady and his longtime wife Gisele Bundchen filed for divorce earlier on this season, basically because Brady broke his promise of retiring after last season, and spending more time with his family.

Everybody thought it was just a bad argument, and it would blow over eventually. However, Gisele didn’t see it that way, and she handed Brady the divorce papers.

And to make matters worse, she’s allegedly dating her and Tom’s son’s Jiu Jitsu instructor.

Now, Brady may have to be calling it quits by himself, after a complete letdown of a season, when many were projecting the Bucs to win it all before the season even began.

And needless to say, the internet didn’t forget about it as well:

A beer bottle on a dock



A beer bottle on a dock