Herd Of Deer Stampede Across The Road, Tap Dance Across Some Guy’s BMW

Deer hit BMW

Imagine this…

You’ve worked an okay job for years. It’s not your passion, but it’s alright. Most of all it pays the bills, actually pays pretty well so you’ve been saving up. Ever since you were a kid you’ve had your eye on a BMW 5 Series, and finally, after years staring at a computer and sucking up to your boss, you have enough to pull the trigger and you get your new pride and joy.

Excited to get on the road, you decide to take it down some backroads and look at the trees.

Hell, maybe you’ll even see a deer.

Well, as cute as one deer may be, a herd of them? Not so much…

A few years back, a dashboard camera caught this exact situation (okay, I made up the part about saving up for the car, but come on it makes the story better) and let me tell you, these deer were NOT fans of the BMW…

Did you know deer could jump this high? Man, I had no clue they had Dr. J hops, that guy got right up on the roof of the car and came down with some power.

Poor 5 Series never had a chance.

Fortunately, no one was hurt during the ordeal, but I’d bet there were some marks that weren’t going to buff out easily.

Some of the comments said the video was taken in Upper Michigan, but based on the license plate and the kind of deer, it looks like it’s somewhere in Europe.

Either way alert out there, folks… especially in your BMW.

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