Arizona Horse Ranch Sold After Rancher Got Sick Of Fighting Off Aliens With His Samurai Sword

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Anyone who thinks aliens don’t exist should talk to my man down in Arizona.

A few years back, John Edmonds sold his 10-acre horse ranch because he… wait for it… was tired of fighting the aliens.

Yup, them aliens

According to NBC, he has endured multiple abduction attempts and took down 19 individual aliens in the

“They actually levitated her out of the bed in the master chamber and carried her into the parking lot and tried to draw her up into the craft.

Unless you cut the head off and disconnect the antennae, so to speak, they instantly ‘phone home.’ Even with a razor-sharp sword, it is nearly impossible to decapitate them with one swing,.”


Realtor Kimberly Gero said the reaction from interested buyers has been mixed.

“Some are very intrigued and have no issues with the history of the property, while others are absolutely scared to death about what may or may not happen to them if they should buy it.”

Ultimately, he was able to sell the place, but no word on alien attacks from the new homeowners.

In addition to its paranormal features, the property boasts a ranch house with five bedrooms, four bathrooms, and a large diving pool.

Check it out.


A beer bottle on a dock



A beer bottle on a dock