Girl Prepping Her Family’s Thanksgiving Turkey Mistakes Neck For “Turkey Pecker”

Thanksgiving turkey pecker
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Thanksgiving is upon us and that means one thing… turkey dicks. No, seriously…

Every year countless kids try to do their best to help out with the meal prep and every year, someone inevitably pulls the neck out of the turkey and immediately thinks the worst.

And if mom and dad have a sense of humor, they’re going to run with it. Or in this girl’s case, your family straight up tells you it’s a “turkey pecker.”

Just an all time great holiday prank right there:

“Mom, I think it’s a boy.”

He wasn’t gonna be convinced otherwise…

Happy Thanksgiving everybody.

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